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Wolfe Van Mural

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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1 hr
the void muted me and I was blocked by the abyss now what
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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 11 hr
A video game where you force an elderly parent to take better care of themselves and they fight you for the right to fade away in a gross cloud of depression.
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Anne Aardvark @haljak.bsky.social · 11 hr
FULL ON ROBOT CHUBBY
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 11 hr
As a kid I would look up at the stars and wish I slept in a car that wasn’t a convertible
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 11 hr
Guy who means “coercive” but says “cursive”
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 10 hr
What's wrong babe you haven't touched your boobs all morning
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10 hr
*towering over you* what did you say about the fluffiness of my pancakes?
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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 10 hr
“the clapper” was an important breakthrough in nana technology thank you for your patronage this is the one outlet keeping me from being an arsonist
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connectpoliticditto. @cpoliticditto.bsky.social · 10 hr
Lil Wayne is short for Lillian Wayne
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M. O’Lybdenum @perchorin.bsky.social · 10 hr
Pontiac Vibe with the “don’t tread on me” plates is a whole, well, vibe.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 10 hr
We told my family to get bail gift certificates for my son’s birthday.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 21 hr
Cut me open and count the rings of despair.
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James @tarnation.bsky.social · 1 mo
I’d love to go a day without being inconvenienced by a bird
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MyNameIsJeff🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol · a day
getting back in the shower because I’m sweaty from drying off
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · a day
I remember where I was & the people I was with when MTV aired one of only a couple or few showings of Smack My Bitch Up
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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social · a day
It baffles me when I see a person tell another to “fuck off” and post a picture of Jesus shortly after.
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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social · a day
I get my Kung Fu fighting skills from taking off a sweaty sports bra after a workout.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2 days
People that are meant to be together will always find a way to fuck it up.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · a day
Took a nap without plugging my phone in, so now I can't go to the bathroom.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 12 hr
Just burned an extra 150 calories running outside to see if the ice cream truck was still there.
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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 20 hr
yeah right like you could fall into a burning ring of fire and then sing about it
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · a day
I think scented markers for adults could reunite the country
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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · a day
Watching paranormal vids on YouTube stop buying dolls
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14 days
find someone you can sit and watch the three stooges with and, genuinely enjoy the time with and fuck
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · a day
who up pepto ing their bismols
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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 2 days
The best way to stay healthy is to have a judgemental doctor
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · a day
My free ice pick lobotomy stand in the front yard gets a lot more business than you’d probably guess
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · a day
Welcome to Idiotville, I am a idiot.
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Matty Cat 🐈‍⬛ @catcreature.bsky.social · a day
Live, laugh, maintain plausible deniability