Asawin Suebsaeng: A scene that got cut from my & @markay.bsky.social ‘s book that came out in 2020 just cuz there wasn’t really a place for it (I regret not shoving it in anyway) was a think tank lady gave me a vivid account of exactly what it was like to get hit on by Stephen Miller…

A scene that got cut from my & @markay.bsky.social ‘s book that came out in 2020 just cuz there wasn’t really a place for it (I regret not shoving it in anyway) was a think tank lady gave me a vivid account of exactly what it was like to get hit on by Stephen Miller…

…during the Trump presidency in a bar in Adams Morgan in northwest DC. It was exactly as horrifyingly awkward and unnecessarily partisan as you may guess

I am shocked to find that Stephen Miller doesn't have much game. Totally surprised.

I thought he spent the daylight hours resting in a box full of his native earth and came out after sunset.

custom sunblock formulas with SPF 1000+ have been an unlife changer for Steven

"So.... you come here often, sweetie?"

Someone married him and they have two daughters. I feel very sorry for those kids.

It's funny - I've thought often of those children. It's impossible not to regard them with pity and horror for such an upbringing.

God, that poor woman...

My skin crawls.

"I love a good family separation--how about you?"

The real question is was he married/engaged at the time?

Single

YE G-DS NO

Make it an appendix for the next edition?

I so want to read that account.

Would be down for some federalist pig

Screams. Flings drink in his face. Rushes out of the bar before she faints or vomits.

'These human suits are so itchy. What say we go back to my place and slip into something more comfortable?"

Oh my GOD. The word "clammy" popped into my head, unbidden.

🤮

If that’s what got cut, I definitely want to read that book.

👀👀

I can probably provide that account quite simply: 😵‍💫🤢🤮. You're welcome.

Well write about it now. Do a full piece on it. I want to hear the full story

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