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Vibes are a little off. Need something funny and wholesome to happen, like Rudy Giuliani falling into a small sinkhole and emerging covered in mud Or just not emerging! That'd be good, too The Willy wonka thing was a nice hit but we need more Breaking: Mitch McConnell has hidden in his turtle shell and won’t come back out. I'd prefer Ghostbusters 2 style slime. Then perhaps accidentally running afoul of a delivery of feathers? Or him holding another press conference at a lawn place/dildo store. Can we make it an open septic tank "We now go LIVE to Rudy Guliani, at the Mandarin Orange Ash Pond and Tailings, who is-- Oh, oh No!" Ted Cruz steps on an actual rake BREAKING: roger stone’s baculum I was with you until the 'emerging' part ... ...one the premises of the Four Seasons Landscaping company Or tarpit. And then he tries to light a cigarette. 
