If you murder a string of Supreme Court justices and then appeal your conviction back up to the Supreme Court, all the remaining judges must recuse themselves with conflicts of interest. You are automatically freed; the perfect crime. No law school is brave enough to admit this.
You, 6ft tall, full head of hair: i cant get into these crevices im too big and they snag my hair.
Me, 5'6 and bald, emerging from a crevice: yeah I wouldn't know, man
Y'all ever think about how weird it is that we communicate by pushing air through vibrating and slapping flesh to warble the gas between each other in familiar patterns that we associate with ideas? That we can use such familiar air warbles to describe things that don't even exist?
Every late-spring/early-summer our apartment gets plagued by some bug. Last year it was cellar spiders, this year it's large crickets. At least it keeps the cats entertained.
Today marks six years of marriage and eleven years of romance between my wife and I. Somehow I feel like I just met her yesterday and have known her all my life.
Keep in mind: virtually any time people complain about the method of protest, they don't actually care about the method of protest. Had a fun argument with someone who was simply concerned that local campus protests wouldn't be effective. No comment regarding what they were protesting.
