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What food could you eat competitively? (Not saying you’d be world champ, but say, to win a bet)
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Olives Pickles Bing cherries Cashews Basically, I’m the nightmare at your cocktail party who leaves the rest of your guests without food.
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What’s your poison? Mine’s Castelvetranos.
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Stuffed with feta? I won’t say no
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Hahahaha I love this entire response. 1000x yes to olives and pickles left out at a party. Also deviled eggs.
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papaya, closely followed by sushi.
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You’re the first person who’s named fruit
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Seared scallops Jelly Belly beans Black olives Real buttered popcorn (not all together)
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Asian dumplings. Pretty confident of that.
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Like gyoza, shumai, soup dumplings, all categories?
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I had gyoza in mind, now that you mention it. But I’d feel confident in all categories. Shumai almost doesn’t seem fair.
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I would fuck you up in the beef bibigo mandu that they sell at Costco sometimes category.
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Ooh, I’ve never had those.
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Oh man they’re my favs. Add a little more oil than they recommend, turn the heat up pretty high (I have induction so it’s at 8, then 7) and give it a good fry. I take them off the heat while I turn them so the oil doesn’t get all over the place. But it’s a good meal in like 10 total minutes.
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Chips & salsa - I just inhale those with no conscience
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Hopefully in a northeastern port
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Microwave burritos. My gut microbiome is perfectly acclimated to them
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Specifically, I actually already won a bet doing this against a man who was kicked out of a Golden Corral all you can eat buffet for wiping out all the fried shrimp.
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Snack crackers, like Chicken in a Biscuit or Cheez-Its.
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Just those two, or the whole category? I give you Triscuits, you’re coming just as hard?
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With my digestive issues, maybe when I was 25 I still could - not now! I still can inhale a box of Chicken in a Biscuit at high speed.
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Triscuits would be my weakness in this category. A box of Wheat Thins, though, I would crush.
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Cherry tomatoes, pickled pearl onions, a bunch of those little bay scallops
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Maybe (good) pizza, on a hungry day.
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Any kind, any preparation?
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Most types of beans, preferably in the Latin American, Mediterranean/North African, or South Asian families of preparation but I pretty much will tear through most beans or lentils put in front of me (with regret later). Especially with rice. I get bored shelling edamame, but that's about it.