Eric "Out of Seasonal Name Ideas" Schiller

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Eric "Out of Seasonal Name Ideas" Schiller

@triplee.bsky.social

Oh hey another social media site. What is this, 2005?

Alexandria, VA resident. Quickly becoming radicalized on local politics by Blue Sky. Shitposts are my own.
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The way WAMU handled DCist was a shitshow. Now some of those journalists have banded together to launch a new DC-oriented nonprofit local news site. Donate here: givebutter.com/The51st
Help Launch The 51st: Local Worker-Led Newsroom in D.C.givebutter.com Donate to support a new worker-led nonprofit newsroom launch in D.C.!
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Just got back from a three week stint that included Phoenix, Vegas, and Northern California. Somehow leaving the terminal at DCA to catch a car home felt more oppressive than any of those hot ass places. DO NOT WANT!
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how to tell if bluesky is down when bluesky is down
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Soliciting investors for my horror rap themed sports bar chain idea, Juggalo Wild Wings
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My new name for when job posting details look like they most likely were written by AI ripping off existing job postings in MBA speak that were likely ripped off other job postings which in turn copied from some huge Silicon Valley company... The Human Resources Centipede
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Yeah I know a bunch of early 40s/late 30s adults who have known they’ve had ADHD since childhood. By the mid 80s, nearly every movie with kids had at least one fat kid. Those were here 40 years ago. Now food allergies I’ll give you I wasn’t aware of until the mid 90s. Kids just died before that
30 years ago was 1994, not 1954 ADHD (then known as 'hyperkinetic reaction of childhood') first appeared in the DSM in 1968 and was renamed ADD in 1980. In 1994, they listed up to three variants of ADHD In *1997-99*, 7% of all US kids between 4-17 were diagnosed with ADHD
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I’ve been in Northern California for 4 days and have already seen two Cybertrucks. One of them was in front of a house that also had a car on blocks. THE WEST COAST HAS FALLEN!
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lmao (it's what you deserve for making ppl write essays in a job app)
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So voting is better than *not* voting when it comes to getting what you want? Huh.
BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.
Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...
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I don’t know who needs to know this, but Chuck E Cheese in Northern California actually stocks beer that doesn’t suck. The one I’m at now has four craft taps and the “cheap” beer is Modelo. Tap 6 is not beer, because it’s Truly, which is also some business genius given the audience.
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me using a metal detector in a graveyard -beep beep beep- dig here, this one has gold rings --doom doom doom doom-- oooo found the One Ring
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YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU CAN TALK TO?
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU CAN TALK TO?
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"YOU DON'T GET IT WE USE TO HAVE 24 EPISODES A SEASON, NOT 10, SERIES USE TO DO ONE EPISODE THAT WAS A MUSICAL, OR MUPPETS, OR CLAYMATIONS, WE USE TO HAVE EPISODES THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MAIN PLOT AND IT WAS JUST TO STRETCH A SIDE CHARACTERS LEGS TO INDULGE THEIR FANS WITH INFO"
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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