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They made weed legal but also made everything you get paranoid about when you’re stoned come true. Next level trickery afoot.
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Not even the least likely resolution of my student loans.
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This actually seems very likely
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You guys realize that you'll have been dead for billions of years when this happens?
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That doesn't make my brain stop thinking about it when I'm high lol
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I think vacuum decay is something that could happen at any time, but nothing's caused it yet. Same level of concern as when dudes thought nukes might ignite the atmosphere, thankfully we know that doesn't do it now. Both things too big to be worried about.
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It is very on brand that our natural constants are such that there is no clear answer either way at the moment, just a "perhaps" :)
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The Day the Universe Farted
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So THEY made everyone genuinely not want to be around me? Here I was taking credit for that.
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