Ian Miles Schlong: NYT: Sure Godzilla is headed for New York, but why would we cover it? Everybody already knows Godzilla is a monster.

NYT: Sure Godzilla is headed for New York, but why would we cover it? Everybody already knows Godzilla is a monster.

Anyway, here’s 10 reasons why the Godzilla Attack Prevention Task Force needs to be dissolved

NYT staff sitting in NYT HQ building, working on NYT, in New York, anticipating Godzilla's return to New York as being GREAT for sales. There is no possible flaw to this theory

fire? yeah yeah whatever, it's 2am nobody wants to hear an alarm rn, why bother

Godzilla has assured us that, while he did destroy most of Tokyo, he would never do that to the Times building.

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of man.

Coincidence: I just saw a lousy Godzilla movie. He almost died and humans helped him rejuvenate because he was our best/only hope to fight off lots of malicious monsters. Reminded me of Biden v. Trump. Biden's Godzilla and Trump represents all the rag-tag "titans" who want to take over.

On the editorial pages, David Brooks weighs in on the imminent arrival of Godzilla.

But this Godzilla has a new tone! He's softened his stance on destroying cities.

He's also finally brought his son into the spotlight! He's mellowed completely!

Look over there, King Kong has clearly lost a step. And is that a cavity on his canine?

why aren't people showing more deference to our mothra reporting?!?

He could be under alien control again, happened the first time he was there!

Ignore the monster elephant in the room at your own peril MSM

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