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Steve Uncle

@the-barely-jew.bsky.social

Your dad's brother
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The problem with having the Biden/Harris dropout debate on Bluesky is that we're a left to far left echo chamber. I'd guess 95% of the people on here are voting for any Dem or would never vote for a Dem nominee (unless it's Bernie). No idea what actual undecided voters think
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You better believe the NYT has a whole stack of "Kamala sux" op eds sitting in a queue ready to go
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Just think, next year instead of going to a park you could just ask AI to show you a video of a custom, totally unique, firework show
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Breaking: Republican National Committee considers replacing Trump with a candidate who has raped fewer women and children, perhaps even zero.
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"Fucking tourists," me when I see a tourist even when I myself am being a tourist
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The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today
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Firecracker is what my company does when we lay off all the white people
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They're not bending over backwards to make the donors feel like Mommy's special boy? I actually like them more now.
Step down for the birthday boys
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I choose to believe I ran a 3:12 mile rather than believe my GPS watch miscalculated
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Happy goddamn Fourth of friggin July here's a sketch of a dumbass firework flippin exploding ok
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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫡
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I measure my farmland in leagues and my oceans in acres. Haha, I'm so wacky
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Let me explain exactly how this will work: 1) Biden withdraws yada yada yada 26) Jessica Alba and I live happily ever after
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Guy who owns a pinball company: The Democrats should choose their next candidate in a televised pinball tournament
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Kamala Harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: “And if you're gonna quit, I don't give a shit. What the fuck, I'm a Mack truck. Are you gonna give up like a bitch, Or JUMP THE FUCK UP?”
kamala harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: "I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos that claimed that he was OGT, back from '92, from the first EP."
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kamala harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: "I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos that claimed that he was OGT, back from '92, from the first EP."
kamala harris loves to show up in public and say shit like: "Time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as a pendulum swings. Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away. It's so unreal..."
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The Roberts court reads the constitution like Dr. Nick reads an X-ray
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I'm sure tomorrow will be nothing but good news and happiness
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"Nobody likes Biden" I'm begging you to talk to someone who is older than 40 and has a life outside of social media
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I'm sure the crush I've developed on a woman after a 30 second conversation two weeks ago won't lead to disappointment
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It is Joe Biden's right as President to have the military forcibly administer a sedative to Donald Trump just before he takes the stage at the next debate
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bringing this here because i've had it
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Kamala as the candidate would guarantee the Democrats carry the hotly contested state of California
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A brokered convention now is like selling your '92 Honda Civic for a bunch of lottery tickets, hoping you'll win enough to buy a new car
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I want Republicans to go on the record and say everything they accused Joe Biden of doing with Burisma would be completely legal, since he's President.
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The most prescient meme of our time
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I bet some of the people who voted against the Nazi party felt they did all they could too
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Some people on dating apps cannot hold a conversation that beyond responding to a series of questions. The idea that they might ask a question or respond to a statement is completely foreign to them.
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I voted in every election since I turned 18. Looks like there's nothing more I can do to save our country. Going to take a nap.