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en fait un éléphant
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Me hearing the trumpet sound heralding the apocalypse: “oh yeah… he’s running”
Oh no. What if the Pope excommunicates Biden?
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It would be so incredibly funny if Joe Biden stepped down and Kamala Harris used the insane Supreme Court decision to become Americas first emperor. A black woman becoming the dictator of America would very much so be the last thing the founding fathers ever expected or wanted and I love that a lot.
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It would be so incredibly funny if Joe Biden stepped down and Kamala Harris used the insane Supreme Court decision to become Americas first emperor. A black woman becoming the dictator of America would very much so be the last thing the founding fathers ever expected or wanted and I love that a lot.
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Barack Obama in inside out: “let me be fear”
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suddenly biden stops smiling and his eyes narrow. a hush falls over the room. "oatmeal" he whispers
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The rich are so fucking spoiled that their entire birthday can be ruined without a call from The President of the United States.
Like for real how the fuck do we live in a reality where the person with nuclear launch codes is doing cameo shit for donors. What? How?!
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[when i’m slightly disappointed] ah well, gay la vie
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Like for real how the fuck do we live in a reality where the person with nuclear launch codes is doing cameo shit for donors. What? How?!
Step down for the birthday boys
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Watching fall guy and screaming “THATS DEMENTUS’ SMEG!!!!”
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God we’re such an embarrassing country on so many levels.
Step down for the birthday boys
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The NYT editorial everyone’s talking about today
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Girthy Harry
Gonna write a screenplay about a cop on the edge who also can’t stop edging
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Barack Obama in inside out: “let me be fear”
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Me to the fourth horseman of the apocalypse: “I knew you were trouble when you walked in…”
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Burning the roof of your mouth on some shitty pizza is the ultimate insult to injury
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Hard to believe this message didn’t captivate the nation
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it’s all fun and games until the performative bullshit impacts the bag of so many of us here 🙃
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happy july 4th
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Feeling despair at the world and something that no bullshit made me feel a little better was giving ten bucks to support someone’s work on Patreon. Not that it’s a big deal but being able to go “oh I like this, I want more of this in the world” made me feel like I had .00000001% control of things.
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I’m just gonna go with definitely not sleepers
without saying tootsie, fav dustin hoffman film?
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Best 20 dollars I ever spent
handing your friend a $20 bill with a note on it that says “you aren’t allowed to spend this if you don’t know the actor who played Quarles on Justified.”
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handing your friend a $20 bill with a note on it that says “you aren’t allowed to spend this if you don’t know the actor who played Quarles on Justified.”
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ankle cracked so loud people thought the firework show started
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