Breakfast Dans

Jar-Jar Binks Lollipop (1999-1999): A promotional item for "Star Wars: Episode I", this candy featured the plastic likeness of character Jar-Jar Binks, whose mouth opened to reveal a retractable strawberry-flavored sucker, shaped and textured like his tongue. Delightful.

Saw a qanon hashtag on a truck here at the campsite so I don’t feel bad about my dog barking anymore

Touching some rainy grass and shoreline this weekend

“look at this chair for throuples”

One time the actor who played Mr Belvedere sat on his balls and they had to shut down production for a few days

IMPORTANT: The website for Jonathan Mitchell's sock puppet org suing Northwestern for "bias against white men" is an open submission form asking for "evidence of race or sex preferences at any university you've been associated with." Just FYI! fasorp.org

Forgot about this guy from the other day @chocotaco.bsky.social

We need video here because I saw a bird yesterday at the Carolina raptor center that slams prey to the ground. His name is Bash and he rules.

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Spent half the day at a very redneck water park. Kids are exhausted and I didn’t hear anything racist so that’s a win

The NYT games exist to solely piss me off. They’ve run out of normal 5 letter words on wordle, and do not get me started on the demented minds that create connections puzzles

me, to Ari Aster

nice mental illness bro did your mom make it for you

Beating these arishem decks is like taking candy from a dumbass baby that has double their deck. Darkhawk is eating their lunch