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‘Sorry I’m Late—These Protesters Were A Nightmare,’ Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conferencewww.theonion.com The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

ruh roh raggy, riberals rincoming

Some people are about to get Big Mad in here.

Why do you want Trump to win?

I’d honestly prefer Biden win ever Trump, but he’s going to lose and LOSE HARD if he doesn’t off Israel’s war allowance. The majority of left-leaning Americans support Palestine. Biden needs to get with that program or consider November a wash.

I agree, I am just teasing Soupcan 🙂

gaza isnt that big of an issue amongst voters (even though it ought to be)

Because he wouldn't be able to squeeze into the riot gear

why do you want trump to wim?

So The Onion is just a lefty Babylon Bee now. Well done all around

That seems excessive, the Onion still has more than one joke.

don't feed the troll

Is this your first time seeing an onion article? Or even an onion joke?

Is there a joke here?

YoU wAnT tRuMp To WiN, dOn'T yOu?

When the Onion is gunning for your political opponent: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! When the Onion is gunning for your political choices: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Trump said he wouldn't allow protests at all. He would use military. T Also supports arming Israel.

Gee, Trump arming Israel? Biden would never do th… oh wait.

When I say, "T ALSO supports arming Israel", in the context of an article about Biden... ALSO refers to Biden.

Biden is also cracking down on protestors. He even directly put protestors in the crosshairs of violent psychos by labeling them as antisemitic, and refused to condemn the mobs that attacked students. I thot the whole selling point was to be the lesser of two evils? The guy is turning into a Trump

The article was about Biden's cracking down on protestors, which is beyond disappointing (I'm against violent protests). I just wanted to remind people that Trump's policy recommendations are even worse-

In the real world: www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...

Hamas studies Gaza proposal in ‘positive spirit’ as Israeli attacks kill 28www.aljazeera.com Hamas says a delegation is set to visit Egypt soon for further ceasefire talks.

You know I would at least respect it if he were going to go all Ned Stark up in this bitch and swing the the sword after pronouncing the sentence.

this would be 10 times funnier if you cut "these protesters were a nightmare" from the title

I guess he didn't learn from the last administration to have the protestors tear gassed first before going to a church and throwing the clergy out so he can have a photo op. Sadly not an Onion story...

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