Dustin

@theunread.bsky.social

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I do social for Catapult // Counterpoint // Soft Skull. I'm very sorry.

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jam

I will murder that cat with my hands I stg

I think it looks cool, sadly.

Look me dead in my eyes and tell me this is real America is punking us, there is no way

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If you’re cis and wondering why there are so many terminally online trans people here and in other places, it’s because outside is frequently unsafe for us because we’ve been turned into targets by politics.

Fuck

I did it to myself.

So good

I have not had to look at Threads for work for two weeks and counting can I get a hell yeah

Me to my kid when he rejected the teff I made literally last night

you have no reverence for ancient grains and therefore I do not fuck with you

Reply to

jam

You were born an uncle though

Oh no saw this post and got mad all over again

Forgot how much this shirt pisses me off

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pineapple princess 🔒

Sry to have made you google it. Meryl Streep has fun in it so that’s nice.

Meant to say: this actress has dark hair styled into two braids and her face somewhat resembles yours, was the entirety of my thought.

“Pooping feels nice.” —My kid brutally and decisively abridging over a century of psychoanalytic thought.

Watched the film adaptation of Into the Woods and I think my only takeaway is that @spindlypete.bsky.social did a good job in it.

They have these up all over parks in town, too. My kid is obsessed

One bad summoning ruins it for everyone.

Quonset butt

it's a good thing my uncle insists on using signal for our conversations because we wouldn't want the government to know about quonset butt

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Your move, Hemingway

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little lamb

Fuck

Acceptable. It’s yours now!

asking a guy if i can bum a smoke and then just putting it in my purse and standing there with him for a bit

Here’s what I was thinking about a little on a dog walk yesterday.

Probably there’s a whole extensive literature about this

Happy fourth to my one kid being an asshole to my other kid just to get a rise out of everyone. Truly the most USian thing imaginable.

Actually @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social maybe you’ve been but Parallel Worlds, the newish skiffy bookstore on Alberta, might be open Friday and is really tremendously curated. And they have, for instance, Le Guin and Butler firsts they’d probably let you paw through. g.co/kgs/JEXC26k

Parallel Worlds Bookshop - Google Searchg.co

Reply to

Jeff VanderMeer

You let me give you each a drive by high five is what you do.

Probably a sweaty one.

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daryl "cherche le beau travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️

Fucked that early talk talk was already so good, given how sublime they’d become

yet another day where nobody is caving my face in with a large rock

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Smalls

Psychotique

this but in a grave

how to become a small plump animal with a safe and fruitful habitat and no known enemies