K. A. “Kick Åss” Pillë: Your move, Hemingway

Your move, Hemingway

as this continues to blow up, I guess it’s worth mentioning: I have a webcomic about the US Navy fighting sea monsters in the 40s. It’s at keithpille.com/the-kraken-b...

Steamed clam steamed clam steamed clam

Free Clam Steamer! Free steamed clam!

Just in time for clambake season

You can tell the kids this was called a Stanley steamer....

The Clamley Cleaner

The word "portable" is the most perplexing one for me

Like ancient mainframe computers, these used to be the size of a large room. Technology is amazing!

As opposed to 'built-in'?

I think in Europe they call that a bidet…

Is a portable vagina the equivalent of a detachable penis?

I read this as potable Not an improvement

Belle delphine is that you

I'm hoping 360° is the range of movement and not the temperature.

Oh you know that shit is 100% used af

With horrifying stains.

Tbf. ive always liked my vaginal spas with a little age to them

It's portable!? I don't see it on the banned items list at the arena. I hope it fits in the bag allowance.

You’re an odd man Seymour, but you steam a good clam.

“No”

legit lol

finally a spa for my portable vagina

"Portable Vaginal Spa. Never used. FREE!"

Crying. So sad

Bluesky is on a roll this morning, that was my second laugh out loud in an empty room in the last 5 minutes!

Mission accomplished

Me, looking inside the box, like a jackass.

360° seems dangerous

ONLY THE STRONG

For "never used" that box (no pun intended) looks pretty beat up (no pun intended)

because 'used' is so transactional 'well-loved', though

sorry Jennifer but i need a cock and ball spa.

Who doesn’t?

There is a non-zero chance that someone looked at this and said, "Never used? That's a deal breaker."

wait "never used" is supposed to be a selling point for this?

Depends who you want to sell it to… admittedly “used” might fetch a better price in the more niche market.

This gives me "baby shoes, never worn" vibes

The “for sale” is needed as the hook or it isn’t a story, just a description. I know that you already know that but, I just felt the half-hearted urge to say it out loud as the bar to comment is so low, and it is hot here, and the power is out, so what else am I to do, clean up the storm damage?

The modern day version of write a short sad story in 6 words or less.

Movable Pre-Feast?

I'd very much hope it's never been used, scalding your nethers is a terrible idea.

Challenge accepted. "pristine"

I have questions... Like, how portable is it? How much weight is that pink post-it note lifting regarding the never used terminology? Why is the box all beat up? So many questions

You know how there's only one fruitcake that keeps being passed around year after year? Same thing. Bachelorette party after bachelorette party... For generations...this is **the** steamer.

'seen more tuchus than a toilet seat

The pink sticky says "never used" but the box tells a different tale.

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