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The Urban Dragon

@theurbandragon.bsky.social

Geek, artist, cohabits with cats, wanderer of the woods.
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Fuck, fuck everything, fuck this, fuck me especially.
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It’s the first election after a coup attempt and the coup plotters are using democratic means to try to retake power. We probably don’t talk about that with enough clarity.
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13yo and I are amusing ourselves at breakfast by looking up “raccoon” on google translate and seeing how many languages were like “yup, that’s a bear doing its laundry” - German: Waschbär (washbear) - Danish: vaskebjørn (wash bear) - Bulgarian: миеща мечка (washing machine bear)
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FYI Sticker Mule sent out this email today so you know not to ever order things from sticker mule:
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⭐️Looking for work!!⭐️ I am currently on the hunt for character design work, union preferred, fulltime or freelance. If you know of anyone looking I would appreciate the help! 💜RTs appreciated💜
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2016: Trump pivots to unity 2017: Trump pivots to unity 2018: Trump pivots to unity 2019: Trump pivots to unity 2020: Trump pivots to unity 2021: Trump pivots to unity 2022: Trump pivots to unity 2023: Trump pivots to unity 2024: Trump pivots to unity (Trump will never pivot to unity)
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Do not obey in advance.
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/5 Incidentally, that institutions are failing and inadequate does not mean you stop trying to wring every last drop of use out of them. Any defense attorney will tell you that. But at some point you do not rely on them as adequate by themselves.
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the "violence shook this previously peaceful white christian nationalist rally railing against the vermin tainting the blood of the country" stories are going to destroy me
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Floof likes to be held like baby and get tummy scratches
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After getting some seriously good snuggles just before we woke up, Molly has gone back to bed.
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Living through history isn’t fun
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I thought there were metal detectors at his events.
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Well this is just going to make everything even more insane. I fucking. Hate this.
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Now, who would like to see pictures of my 1978 visit to the offices of MAD Magazine.
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Brigading and bullying smart, thoughtful people until they quit a site, just because they don't meet your level of purity (or because you misinterpreted something they said) is a pathetic way to go through life.
Oh, you fuckers bullied Jess Miers all the way out of here today, too. Well done, folks. Bravo.
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Please appreciate my senior void and her blanket nest. #cat #blackcat
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If you want to block all the people who harassed Jamelle Bouie off the site at once, this list is handy. Hit subscribe, then block.
Weird Bouie reply guys
What the name says. Some accounts on the list are truly horrible all the time and some just made a muteworthy skeet one time. This list is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Jamelle Bouie or anyone other than myself.
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I refuse to know what the fuck the hawk tuah girl is.
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at this point i'm basically expecting that even if the dems decisively get the electoral votes, the GOP will just pull shit and refuse to certify and then SCOTUS will rule for their king.
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Today’s ANATOMY OF DOGS: The Lhasa Apso! — Get all my comics free by email! mailchi.mp/davekellett/...
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Reading a story about the election that casually referred to "Biden's slide in the polls" and it just remains remarkable to me that narrative reporters can just drop stuff like that into copy and never think twice about whether it has any basis in fact.
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Ah the mind is a wonderful thing. You think to yourself ‘oh hey, i think I’ve accepted that loss and her absence finally’ and then an hour later you read something and you’re crying again.
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2 years ago this week i finished my first mini diorama. I’d been drawing variations of this guy for 25 years or so (pretty sure I was inspire by Jack Pumpkinhead from the Oz cartoon that came out in the early 70s that i saw bits of when I was 8) - sculpted on an iPad, printed on a resin 3d printer
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