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A vampire taking good care of hi teeth (and so he should) is called a Flossferatu.A vampire that holidays in the Greek islands is called a Kosferatu 144 vampires is a grossferatu. A Roman vampire made of iron is nosferratu A vampire alone is sad, it's better with Nosferatwo. A vampire ballerina wears a nosferatutu. The most dangerous vampire is asbestosferatu a vampire that is secretly Anglican is nosferatutu A vampire who runs underneath windows* is dosferatu
*Might not anymore idk Not since Windows 3.11 strictly. 95 and 98 booted up in DOS but switched over to an independent OS after that I suspected it had stopped sometime but was too lazy to check, and thought you might know! You’re too young to have spent your teenage years optimising config.sys and autoexec.bat to play TIE Fighter! A vampire who spawns infinitely more vampires to hang around outside your windows is a DDOSferatu Sounds nicer than 'shovelhead''. A keeper! A vampire who played a cowboy on a long-running TV show is a hossferatu 
