thiiird person

@thiiirdperson.bsky.social

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he/them. AuDHDad, professional yapper.
music at thiiirdperson.bandcamp.com —
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i have learned it's a trustworthy gut! if you like what i do on here, also consider supporting my patreon or tipping "thiiirdperson" on the apps (casha/kof/venm/payp)

i have a gut feeling that you would be interested in hearing indie music that hits left of center with deep wordplay and autistic-coded beatmaking decisions. like, that's such a natural thing to be into. thats why i make a lot of it! saving up for my mortgage with sales here. stream freely first!

ThIIIrd Personthiiirdperson.bandcamp.com hiii! thanks for supporting indie art. click any release for the 65%-off discography deal! i'm also on all major streaming platforms and you can see me live and in video on tiktok, youtube, and twitch...

broke (but no less true now): AI sucks aesthetically in ways that are uncannily, unsettlingly obvious woke (but no less true now): AI sucks economically in ways that are painfully, frustratingly obvious bespoke (and evergreen): AI sucks environmentally in ways that also create more John-ass jobs

skit in four pics. #Magic #Blacksky #Wordplay #AdultLearning

chinese chicken at the festival last weekend

yall aint ready for this smoke tinyurl.com/dopestfannypack

happy pride to everyone but especially bisexuals

BROTHER IN CHRIST BUT NEVER SPELLED WITH A HARD R HAIRLINE ON SKARSGARD IMMA SAY IT WITH MY CHEST NO ARMOIRE WHITE RAP FANS OVERPAY ME LIKE IM CARHARTT (thiiirdperson on cashapp kofi venmo and paypal. all tips and sales go toward the mortgage and next grocery trip)

I'm not a fighter. I'm also not a fight *loser* so when someone decided to hit report on my Live today, interrupting my performance for 30 people, i decided to turn their white nonsense into *your* white guilt. ten of you just got paid. overpay me like im carhartt for HBICIC. tinyurl.com/hbicic

HBICIC, by ThIIIrd Persontinyurl.com 3 track album

evergreen message for people who have negative feedback about my overall tiktok presence in my tiktok comments

the fabled "nubby and Binkus" cosign

Come see why i'm getting like 300 or 400 people listening to me yap about rap for over an hour! My mind is a gem! Let me show you some twinkles iii spotted early

I have started a podcast to study the codes that Kendrick Lamar tipped us all off to during his beef with Drake. The rabbit hole gets deep! I promise! Free patreon has weekly episodes Monday patreon.com/thiiirdperson Bonus episodes every Thiiirdsday for $3+/mo Support indie art and deep reads!

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and all im saying is that if this is all buzzing in my head ("buzzin? euphoriYAH?" as i listen to Lupe's song after a bunch of video game music plays FOR 42 SECONDS (u =21, doubled in a mirror that u is 42) and after his verse ends and becomes the chorus why does he say

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period blood? bad blood loss? BBL? evidence dump? is kdot a rat? has he been a buzzing wire in drake's walls? hey what do bees do before they sting you? (LET IT RUN, ALI) hey isnt the Flood a Halo enemy? hey on 6:16 in LA when he says "the ****wires in your circle**** should ***puzzle*** u..."

do you think the timing of the literal halo over the earth was a coincidence with the timing of this beef? solar flares are predictable decades in advance, no? but its not like a guy lacing a secret "B side" 🪞narrative about / at / snitching on Drake through his WHOLE CATALOG would be into horosco

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here is Kendrick Lamar on Buried Alive Inteude, a track where he ostensibly swears an oath of fealty to Drake on a track and turns his back on real hip hop. here is the end of the intro and the very beginning of the verse.

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i digress. there is another bad bitch in Wesley Theory and HERE's a weird coincidence. it's the only thing without any annotations. not even so much as a guess? "Platinum on everythin', platinum on weddin' ring Married to the game and a bad bitch chose"

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i could be reaching. in a liquor store, thats how you would find the best stuff. i do top shelf reaches only

"what was that punchline? i'm brother ali if he ate sausage? that's cute. don't quit your day job bitch you ever made music and ate off it? then shut the fuck up before you get a-ccosted!" - C. Orrick feeling myself this bandcamp friday because yall are feelin thiiirdperson.bandcamp.com ❤️

damn, musta left my chill under this guy's mom's liberator wedge. RIP Lance

my fam eats one music sale at a time and my kid's birthday is in a week i think a few people will sign up for a year in advance today. or possibly get my whole discography for under $30 at thiiirdperson.bandcamp.com ...where you can hear a NEW instrumental single that's gonna brighten your day!

i'm still significantly short on the mortgage saveup and groceries are also dwindling catch me doing a bit of online busking on twitch and tiktok live later today, i'm thiiirdperson on both apps! there's also new music to download on my patreon no matter which tier you choose. even the free one!

retracting my former statement about this edible like

what if people stopped asking black people if they are realted to other black people they have seen? thank goodness for midwestern passive aggression or i'd probably end up getting banned for making an angry video reply to this one

bottom round roast for the weekend's meal prep. i did mesquite in the foil pouch plus threw applewood right on the charcoal when turning every 30 minutes and in about 90 minutes i had a couple pounds of hell yeah brother at 150 internal. i think people can get away with 135 but i bought it on Weds.

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💩 Poster, Poster of 💩.

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"i am the deep that the roller refused..."

lol then you scroll down to the related infographics and see a big reason why this is. its so easy to mentally shortcut to "people don't want to read" except i enjoy reading, and so do my friends, and so do the people i argue with about it. i think your original reply is making a lot of people up

me to the person at tiktok who hits the heater button on my posts sometimes:

[any clout pop on any app i use begins to fade away to normal levels of clout] ahh, fuck me, shadowbanned again!

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Link is coconut-pilled. 🥥 🌴

peace all! i make music to make ends meet. currently working on paying insurance/electric while saving up for my kid's bday in a May. $550 total to add more cool vibes to your life, I have a rap song and a $3 triphop EP out this week at thiiirdperson.bandcamp.com pay what you want for SUPERTOYRUN!

i'm having more fun making art at a more relaxed pace

beat's up at tinyurl.com/twelvebeat and i like how it turned out

TWEllllllllllllVEtinyurl.com My submission for Kaelin Ellis' #KaelinEllisL12 beat contest. All sounds except producer tag vox are from the Live 12 Sample Pack. Arranged and performed in Koala and edited in Ableton Live 11.

made some new art of a moonish light. project title is feathers of mexico

im getting better at album art this year this will be the art for a song about how even a trained lap dog has a yearning for the moon and the pack sort of a solidarity parable