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as president, and after discussion with my attorney general and representatives from the department of fish and wildlife, i am ordering speaker of the house mike johnson to wrestle an alligator procured from his home state of louisiana
my fellow americans, for my first official act with no criminal oversight I’m going to make mitch mcconnell box a kangaroo in the octagon
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Every senator battles their states' scariest animal.
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I firmly believe that Tom Cotton vs. 30-50 feral hogs, hand-to-tusk, is a television event that could unite our fractured country.