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An Eldritch Abomination • Gentleman Hacker • Artifex • Artificer • Digressive Anecdotalist • Rhyparographer • Raconteur • Fabulist • Pocket Sandwich inventor

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Marjorie James Keenan

Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to phone home.

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dbmichele.bsky.social

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Andy Fraser

So since the GOP considers the assassination attempt to be a non-event, that implies they expect their own supporters to attack them.

Reply to

Molly Shah

Dear Barbara!

And you guarantee just as much authoritarianism as the Project 2025 folk.

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keb mode: oppidan mode

It's not, but *shudder* now I'm going to be on the lookout for that.

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The Fig Economy

Before clicking through to read what this was in response to, I thought it was going to be about Trump's ear.

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keb mode: oppidan mode

I found the Carson channel!

Imagine a world that was exactly the same as this one, but Bill Murray played the Terminator.

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The Washington Post

Son…

After two nights of watching multiple hours of Chicago weather forecast tornado warnings, I really miss Skilling. Gonna be grilling? Better check Skilling.

"THERE ARE FOUR MICE!"

Cardassian cat is best cat

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SpiderDork

"active shitter drills"

She used to be a cum dumpster but now she's a cum tire fire.

They're gonna bust loose. They're powder kegs. They're juggernauts.

Listening to "25 or 6 to 4" while in The City of Chicago is like wearing the band's t-shirt to their concert.

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If you know what "Hawkeye shirt" means, like this. If you don't know what "Hawkeye shirt" means, repost this.

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Soren Spicknall

That "please" is used so heavily reveals something about the way whoever wrote these instructions thinks it works.

In an alternative timeline, Peter, Ray, Egon, and Winston were attacked by a 100 foot Michelin Man.

I tried to think of something that could never harm us. We used to inflate tires at Waconda Auto Repair.

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timeline cleanse hat tip @penryu.bsky.social

*watching spiderman* *whispering* is that Fast or Furious?

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Baby 👶

This was the bit at the Prancing Pony that JRRT cut from Fellowship.

So you're telling me a Tokyo drifted this?

The cheapest, most stupid ad style is where you get some celebrities to act weird and off-script while a voice over narrator says "come-on guys!" and then gives up and just announces that they'll tell you about the deal themselves.

Maximum quaintness

They should make a love action Jetsons movie. And by "they" I mean someone other than me.

You will know it is me when a million phones cry out with a tornado warning.

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉

There's a show in the Bay Area called "Like It or Not" that is just some no-name local station nobodies riffing for a half hour. They are out of shows to sell advertising for.

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Keith

This is good, but I wish it addressed the tolerance of intolerance. It's small comfort to say liberalism wins in the long run while people are hurting today at the hands of non-liberalism.