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Joe what the fuck man

Honestly I love this for him

He's just vibin

They shoulda done one where he lit that rocket with the laser eyes. Everyone would be so mad about it

Joe Biden blow up spaceX challenge

He needs to lean into age. Start handing out Werther’s Originals at rallies.

I mean what's he supposed to do, pretend like he's not old? Or show a sense of humor about it

he should have a "BBC? I'm Irish!" attitude about many more things, I think

Every joke I’ve heard/seen him make about his age has made me laugh. The quip about not being at the first turkey pardon was pretty good.

He also has tactically forgotten people's names from time to time

Honestly, respect.

Great applause line too. What? I can’t hear that well!

We all get old, gotta be bold and lean into it

He should fling them at his enemies instead. Make Werther’s and a slingshot the new weapon to replace “a can of soup for my family”.

Dude needs to ride out on the stage on a bike looking like this, periodic shitposting through merchandise, snarfing an ice cream cone, just owning "81 and loving it"

Photo: President Joe Biden goes on bike ride and draws crowd in Leweswww.delawareonline.com President Joe Biden rides a bike on the Gordon’s Pond Trail in Lewes on Thursday, August 3, 2023.

I wish to hear this album and it's 100% cuz of the alt text

Guess I have to make it now

Follow up: i made something inspired by my edit today youtu.be/YMJtJRT3BBM?...

Fall in Lineyoutu.be Appalachian Electric Punk experimentFull tape coming ??/??/????

WILD Hell yeah

Haha fuck

That alt text is everything.

sometimes I get a lil funky with it

dudes rock!!

i have given this some deep thought, and i believe this falls under the Joe Biden Archetype of Corvette President

White house gonna burn down again

Honestly if someone layers a Dark Brandon meme on top of this…it would look just right

i'm sorry but this kicks ass lol

I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

a veritable conflagration

If you threw the ring of power in there it would melt.

Just a suggestion…

My man is out here trying to summon an ancient one, and you recommend cheap novelty candles?

They are fancy gold; anything but cheap. Any ancient one worth summoning will appreciate the stealth wealth 😤

He's really leaning onto that Dark Brandon meme.

idk it looks pretty bright in there to me

Only candles made of souls burn like that

ayyyyyy

😎👉👉

Motherfucker ordered a drone strike on his own cake

Happy Thanksgiving

I mean, he's really really old. What do you expect a Biden birthday cake to look like?

I'd have expected the number candles tbh lol

World's on fire, seems rather apt.

that's the way I like it and I'll never get bored, etc etc etc etc

Brandon got the dril candle budget

Dark Brandon lighting it up

I suppose it's to much to hope for, that he will accidentally burn the white house down with that ridiculously overcompensating cake?

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Dark Brandon

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