Tyler James Hill for President: "Be honest, are you a little disappointed that Katie Tightpussy didn't low-ball rate one of your favorite movies of all time and cause a ruckus on bluesky?"

"Be honest, are you a little disappointed that Katie Tightpussy didn't low-ball rate one of your favorite movies of all time and cause a ruckus on bluesky?"

personally i would not have bene tempted to put the ring on because i have too many sensory issues with wearing jewelry.

EVERYONE SEEMS UPSET THAT I LIKED IT. WHY WOULDN'T I LIKE IT. I'M A NERD WHO PLAYS FANTASY TABLETOP ROLEPLAYING GAMES. WHO DO YOU ALL THINK I AM

An iconoclast!! 👼

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Do you agree that Legolas surfing on his shield was a little bit cheesy?

Fun fact I call a role/performance "Orlando Blooming" when it neither adds nor subtracts from the overall movie but instead is just sorta there

when'd he do that

Once in the battle of Helm's Deep in The Two Towers, and every other scene in the Lord of the Rings porn spoof.

the what

There are some rules, and the 34th of them...

Okay, I am being told that may have happened in the second movie. I feel like you would have noticed it. I haven't seen them since they were in theaters so my memory is fuzzy

yes but we forgive it bc it gave us a toy of legolas riding an orc shield with skateboard wheels, making all of lotr 10x more extreme

Not me thinking about 17-year old me and my friends I went to see it in theatres with cheering at that moment...mostly because I cringe hard AF at how much of an Elf Fetish Peej had when making those movies.

It was the first and only time a loud "OH COME *ON*" came out of me at a movie theater😅

The "seeing Lord of the Rings at the theatre" moment that will always stick with me was going to see RotK with a girl I'd been dating at the time. We were having a...let's just say intimate moment and I happened to open my eyes as this shot was on screen.

I let it slide as a send up to how many production delays happened because Bloom kept hurting himself on snowboarding adventures

I let it slide because legolas let it slide

Exactly? Why wouldn’t you like it?

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You're a nerd who likes TTRPG *and* good filmcraft it's basically made for you

LITERALLY

Chaos Tightpussy?

Katie Tightpussy, that's why we assumed you'd lowball it

I never had a doubt I just knew it would have been a funny scene if it happened

A contrarian chaos demon.

Oh, are y'all related?

It's like, a Good Movie

i dunno yesterday i saw a lot of lockheed posting

the planes are cool

I *thought* you were a hater but I suppose that is something else covid has taken from us

Eh. “Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves” was better.

i should block you for this

Am I… is this… AM I BEING CANCELLED?? FINALLY ?!? 😀

(This is where I should probably note that I like the LOTR trilogy movies a lot.)

a poster

She still has two more to review

The 76th Rule of Acquisition clearly states "Every Once In A While, Declare Peace. It Confuses The Hell Out Of Your Enemies."

Nah. It's rare that I disagree with Katie's reviews.

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