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@tysongb.bsky.social

bear on the internet, bear in real life
He/him gay doesn’t begin to cover what I am
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OMG fucking Katy Tur(d) is falling all over herself about Trump's 'different tone' and just said that Trump looks so 'serene' and it's like no that's a man who's been doped up because he fears for his life now when he goes out in front of a crowd
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Need directions? she's got a world map view back there
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Summer may be over, but ya can't get rid of the summer heat is on the south side of the globe~
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she loves to show off some air time~
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Hey, I had to wear an ear bandage last year for a while. They look goofy no matter what. But at least try to keep that shit tight, so you don’t look like you accidentally got an ice cream wrapper stuck to your ear.
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Fat asses look even better in profile (side) views, honestly
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I think one of the most infuriating things to me is how well our enemies can overcome their disdain for each other to work toward our destruction while we seem to be obsessed with dividing our communities even in the face of existential threats.
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"I don't get traction on bluesky it's not worth posting on!" you're not getting traction because you're treating it like another post-and-go void sort of site. this is an ACTUAL social site, you have to INTERACT with people to get seen.
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"Mmm, wanna see a trick~? *BOOOOOOOM* Hehe, how'd ya like it? Want to do it agaaaain~?" A silly little thing that I drew to...kind of relax, in a way, hehe! Mostly just wanted to do a fun thing without a whole bunch of detail. Hope you enjoy it!
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"As someone who knows a little something about getting shot and just generally wearing out my welcome,"
CNN reporting that 50 Cent may make an appearance during the Republican National Convention
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^u^ Monday, again. So, here's your weekly recommendation for the humorous "giant monster" stories of "Kaiju Dayz". :o It is difficult for a maladjusted teenage colossus, but having friends to share your antics makes things more bearable. :3 Meet Pestania's friends, Beaut and Vally.
"Kaiju Dayz" A satirical look at the lives of giant monsters (kaiju) as they try to find a healthy work-life balance between terrorizing humanity and making time for their family and loved ones. For better or worse. #Comics #Webcomics ✍️ @hazeamaze.bsky.social 🖥️ kaijudayz.com
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HELL YEAH RETIRE FUCKO. You too Jake Crapper. Spewing Axios blind quotes.
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And here we have that big ol piggy again! But flexing for ys this time around! Commission for Levion! Art by Gillpanda©2024
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Lovely commission for Beeton! Art by Gillpanda©2024
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TFW your not in Amish smoking big doinks in Amish 😔
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It was so awkward explaining what pansexuality was to two straight men ( one old and one way younger then me
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If your win10 install is pushing Copilot on you: 1. Run PowerShell as Administrator 2. Paste: Get-AppxPackage *CoPilot* -AllUsers | Remove-AppPackage -AllUsers 3. Press Enter (There will not be any output if it is successfully removed) 4. Reboot Repost to save a life
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I am 10% chicken wing meat rn
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could we stop with the WE’RE DOOMED whenever literally anything happens
look i know we're all clinically depressed leftists but automatically going WE'RE DOOMED does not seem prudent
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Bluesky is so much better because trump literally just got fucking shot and I open up this app and yep the first post I see is someone talking about the saga dreamcast
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From heavy_doodles on FA, thank you so much! Anyone else get a fluttery feeling in their chest when they try on clothing from last year, only to find out that your thighs and belly have grown so much that year that there's no way you're getting that denim around those hips anymore?
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anyways im making wings again cause i got robbed of them yesterday