vzeaul

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]

not sure if they're my favorites, but here's a few random ones from my phone

good point, to avoid the same outcomes we should reward trump with a submarine ride..

what's the matter, Aaron? afraid to answer a simple question?? this place is run by the exact same type of assholes that run twitter

hey Aaron, quick question, what limits would you go to to try to escape a genocide? and do you think attempting to suppress people who are doing what they can in that regard makes you complicit in that genocide?

If you see this post a bridge

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Bub 🏳️‍🌈

the ceiling? sometimes, but usually i'm more like..

Reply to

Pinkie Power

lol. no.

not sure who Target is, but they've got my vote! 🗳 thanks hillary!

Reply to

vzeaul

like this one..

Repost with your mental state

Repost your mental state

Reply to

luke

part of me is like "yeah, I get that.", and then another (sillier) part is like "can can you say.."

now with alt-text :)

yeah, those are great for sure! but have you considered the industrial grease nipple?

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Notorious RBMK

yeah, that's satisfying, but have you ever used one of these:

same image, now with alt-text

based clippy

Reply to

Brett "Solidarity 2024" Banditelli

doing my part! 🫡

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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸]

but have we considered the potential positives of flamethrower dogbots..? 😏

If you see this, post a monster

if you see this, post a monster

Streaming services are becoming less attractive because of rising prices and companies removing content, which is sending people back to piracy. So now the industry is trying to pass laws to penalize digital piracy again.

Studios Are Going After Piracy Again, Potentially Reigniting Fight Over Free Speechwww.hollywoodreporter.com The Motion Picture Association said it will work with Congress to enact an anti-piracy law similar to legislation that failed to pass more than a decade ago for potentially promoting censorship.

lower decks did it better!

The hospital my partner works at has come up with a great idea to improve employee wellness. What's that, you say? More money? Better pension benefits? No, silly! It's a Cabana Pod: "A dedicated space for individuals to manage stress and anxiety with immersive micro-vacations and guided support."

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☭ Comrade ☭

At this point, why stop there? Your neighbor's dog? Hamas. That cute girl you matched with on Hinge who ghosted you after one date? Hamas. The thing in your shoe poking at your feet that you can't find no matter how hard you look? Hamas. The true nature of life itself? Believe it or not, Hamas.

Reply to

LukeTheYeti

bridges should probably be elastic too, so they just spring back up, like these:

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