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The GOP wants to outlaw porn. If I wanted to beat them, I might make a commercial all about that. I might hire popular adult performers for it. I might run it on every porn site.
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"Hi, I'm Corey Chase. You may remember me from such films as 'That Porno Ted Cruz Liked On Twitter'"
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"In some ways, a president is like a stepsister"
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Get Daniels in on that, even. She deserves a day's pay.
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Hell yeah. She's got the charisma to anchor that thing, and I think she'd break through to a lot of the normies
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Ooh hilarious to run them on porn sites and when the GOP yells about it, wonder aloud how they saw it, if they don’t believe in port…
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I feel like this is the kind of thing you very much don't do for regular ad slots, but like, you buy out all the ad slots on the top porn websites through November, which frankly shouldn't be that expensive to do
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Or like, mainstream ads that press that the ‘black market’ versions will be ethically far worse. You can kind of speak out of both sides of your mouth. Say: Porn is bad (hear: it’s fine), but bad porn is worse (hear: legal porn is high quality).
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Probably too nuanced for a political ad lol
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Yeah. Illegal porn sites post ban probably won't have the infrastructure to check actor's ages all that well in the best case
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You could even hire Adult Film Star Stormy Daniels to be in it.
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I bet she'd take that gig in a heart beat.
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A PAC might do that but an official campaign would never touch it, porn is sadly still an easy bipartisan target, even if one party is better than the other on the issue.
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But airing it on the porn sites targets the audience very specifically.
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We need to kick Christian "morality" to the curb
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If private Billionaires and Corporate News Giants can unofficially campaign against Biden than it's "Tit for Tat" for the other side, pardon the pun🤭
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That sounds like an entirely reasonable thing that a person born in 1986, rather than starting their political consulting career in 1986, would suggest. Too bad our current politics only has room for the latter.
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You have to beat the GOP to beat your meat.
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This is an underreported aspect of Project 2025. Courting the coomer vote.
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Brazzers is free, but you know what might not be for much longer?
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It would be a great way to get MAGA to learn what Project 2025 is actually about.
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Jenna Jameson would probably be down