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A government for serial killers by serial killers
The thing that's obvious to everyone and that nobody can actually write in the press is that the American (and yes, I'm sure elsewhere too) right wing is led by bad people and the object is to make more people extremely bad in basically every respect. It's anti-society
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Me (discussing Windows95man): renaissance means rebirth
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We will see how the final result lands, but if this holds it does seem likely that given a choice between the center and the far right, voters chose the far right. Given a choice between the left and the far right, they chose the left. How about that!
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Literally every random poster on this site is a better political strategist than the Democratic consultant class
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The GOP wants to outlaw porn. If I wanted to beat them, I might make a commercial all about that. I might hire popular adult performers for it. I might run it on every porn site.
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France out here proving that actually you can tell the far right to go to hell even when it looks like they’re on track for a big victory are we going to let ourselves be shown up by the French?
French exit poll news and which seems a good sign
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You either die a Klippenstein or you live long enough to be a Krassenstein
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Imagine Nosferatu but make him unfuckable
If you're considering a lifetime of service to the fascist Republican Party, consider that it makes 38-year-olds such as Stephen Miller look like Grandpa from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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Memory holing fucking covid will reliably turn me into the hulk
Overheard at the pool: “he’s obviously terrible but we weren’t really personally harmed by the Trump Administration.” Me: “besides a COVID response so bad European nations had to ban us from visiting?” Guy: “oh right”
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was and what I was with wasn't it anymore and what was it was strange and frightening. It will happen to you!
Some Millennials in my timeline are insecure because Gen Zs are telling them their ankle socks age them. I can't stress enough that you don't need to care about what a bunch of 20-somethings think about your clothes, mainly bc you don't have to care about what ANYONE thinks about your clothes.
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To conservatives laws exist to punish types of people, not types of behavior
This is the entire view of the right and one they’re pushing out tons of propaganda about. It’s why we get 10,000 stories of people shoplifting from Walgreens and nothing about tax cheats even though it involves multitudes more money. They want to define crime as existing entirely within the poor
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🎵 I'm a crab not a scabie You're a fish lady Under the seeeeea🎶
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It's because we all have day jobs, advances are pennies, publishers don't market, one underperforming book tanks your career, and we're expected to be well-tuned brand machines on social media websites designed to suck our souls dry.
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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.
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The amazing thing about Biden is that Trump's depravity keeps lowering the bar and still Biden finds a way to shimmy under it
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Leftists for the record have been agitating against Biden as the nominee for a long time and intensified efforts during the primary It's the center-left elites that were fine with Biden up until the second the media began asking them hard questions
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The DNC's only plan to stop fascism is to win every election forever, which is pretty rich considering how fucking much they suck at elections
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Google’s emissions are up 48% in 5 years. Microsoft’s are up 30% since 2020. Those soaring figures are being driven by mass investments in data centers to power AI tools. Generative AI is a climate disaster and data center expansion must be stopped.
Generative AI is a climate disasterdisconnect.blog Tech companies are abandoning emissions pledges to chase AI market share
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Jacob Rees-Mogg always seemed like someone making fun of upperclass English people
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Company email: "Hey, remember that idiot you're constantly complaining about? Let's all congratulate him on a big promotion he's in no way qualified for!"
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Big problem with "that character only exists in one character's head" is that it's been done so many times that we all know what to look for. What's treated like a big reveal ends up falling flat
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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is kind of a post apocalyptic Scott's Tots
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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This is Stephen Miller's law firm. They're also currently repping a TV reporter suing CBS-LA for being anti-white, which as a former CBS-LA reporter I think is absolutely laughable. But they're trying to create still more legal precedent for a racist takeover, it's clear
The Northwestern lawsuit is an example of the White gaze in action: “White gaze is the operational norm of White space wherein Black people are scrutinized through the lens of Whiteness, resulting in their exclusion, subordination, and objectification.” www.reuters.com/legal/legali...
Northwestern law school sued for discrimination against white men in faculty hiringwww.reuters.com A conservative group on Tuesday sued Northwestern University, claiming its law school discriminates against white men in faculty hiring and in the selection of articles that appear in its flagship law review.
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The Democratic Party has no good options because they opted to give the public no good options. This is a disaster of their own making and no one has a magic fix for the catastrophe they’ve created. That Trump could be so well positioned is an unthinkable failure of politics.
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I can think of no better way to spend the day than with the next stanza in the Ballad of John D. Cort. Luckily, we did just that for this week's episode of Tread Perilously. But will the Hoff dominate our #Baywatch thoughts this time? Listen here: t.co/0YZO1y6wz5
Tread Perilously - ‘Baywatch: Old Friends’ - Fanbasepresst.co Tread Perilously is a podcast in which hosts Erik Amaya and author Justin Robinson watch the “worst” episodes of popular TV shows, attempting to determine if
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Tune in for the #1 and #2 John Allen Nelson fans in the world as we discuss yet another John D. Cort adventure
It's a Summer Grab Bag Month for Tread Perilously! The Ballad of John D. Cort continues with an episode of Baywatch called “Old Friends.” Available on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, and Fanbase Press (@eriksamaya.bsky.social / @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social)
Tread Perilously - ‘Baywatch: Old Friends’ - Fanbasepressfanbasepress.com Tread Perilously is a podcast in which hosts Erik Amaya and author Justin Robinson watch the “worst” episodes of popular TV shows, attempting to determine if
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Has Biden considered evolving into Bidenmander? *finger to ear* I'm being informed that he's not a pokemon
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there's a certain irony that liberals who have spent four years yelling at leftists who criticize Biden at all for any reason have now, in one week, done more damage to Biden's candidacy than all those leftists combined
I think the freakout has been absurd and overblown and far more damaging than the debate itself, which would have been survivable if everyone had been willing to circle the wagons and push back on it I am, from a purely pragmatic standpoint, extremely concerned that the damage cannot be overcome