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Executive Producer, City Cast Nashville / Wally’s mom / former: WCK, EW / keeper of the Nashville Metro Creatures feed 🦞/ koozie ≠ endorsement

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Today’s NY Mag Cinematrix is a DELIGHTFUL troll

Hey look at the dinner I made instead of doomscrolling: homemade meat sauce with farmers market beef, CSA tomatoes, and herbs from my garden, topped with yellow crookneck squash - the first one I’ve ever successfully grown!

Did a good job pushing through his existential dread this holiday weekend. Hope you did too. #cowdog #supermutt

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Ana Marie Cox

The squirrels have eaten all the blackberries and he can no longer be bothered to care. #cowdog #supermutt

After the Court’s decision yesterday, I think there’s an argument from necessity for Biden seizing Trump and trying him by military tribunal, given the sudden unavailability of Article III courts. Plus, itʼs just the sort of thing they’ve authorized an active and energetic chief executive to do.

Someone on here knows someone who is responsible for sending me at least one of these fucking texts every single day, even though I respond STOP every single day, and I am begging you to tell them, on behalf of me and everybody else attempting to stay sane, to KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF.

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Wally got groomed in the presence of a cat today and somehow survived

Anyway it’s still Wally’s Gotcha Day for another hour and 15 minutes #cowdog #supermutt

Girls who grill their own steaks can have a little air conditioning during dinner, as a treat

I’m one page into Betsy Phillips’ forthcoming Dynamite Nashville and just stopped short at this: “But African Americans who were in Nashville during this era have always spoken plainly about its brutality. The rest of the city hasn’t made a habit of listening.” Are we listening any better now? 🦞

Someone just asked to take a picture of Wally because “he looks like a friend of mine.” I said, “a friend of yours’ … dog?” And he said, “Nope, just my friend.”

This was Wally at approximately 3:57pm today, channeling my emotions about this work week #cowdog #supermutt

Local dog doin’ a concern 🌩️🌩️ #cowdog #supermutt

I made it to the bottom of the Grand Canyon and back to the top because of this woman, and so can you.

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With apologies to the vegetarians, I just made the best dinner of my life. Grilled ribeye, sautéed purple chard, roasted purple cauliflower, purple cauliflower purée - my first purée ever! All from the neighborhood farmers market/my CSA. Ugh I’m so proud and full and happy.

Cicadas like soccer too

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Caryn Rose

Oh for sure. I wish I could wire some of my joy from that moment into your heart, though, because TO ME it was perfect, and I’ll remember it forever. I even got a shot of Bruce with the Santa sign 🤣

Ok I’m sorry, I laughed

And now Hannah Gadsby is taking it to the mayor of LA. I’m late to the party but I’m gonna miss this show.

He got me nothing for Mother’s Day. NOTHING!!! #cowdog #supermutt

Look who’s in my Texas Monthly, @blueheronfarm.bsky.social!

Here’s the new tornado watch that was just issued for us … and a whole lot of other people. Expires at 3am. Have a way to get alerts that will wake you up. h/t @nashseverewx.bsky.social 🦞

Stay connected, Nashville. We got incoming. And remember: this isn’t the only main event for today. 🦞

So important to bring pollinators to the garden 🌱

Nashville cicada update, May 6 🌱🦞

Hold on wait a minute hold on wait a MINUTE

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Shit I forgot to tell y’all you have to address me as Colonel today 🐎

Brace for impact 🌱

Ordered this Astrodome/World sign a while back and finally hung it, hooray for childhood memories. Thanks, @houstorian.bsky.social!

WHAT

Little collection of things growing in my backyard 🌱