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did we learn nothing from jfk
wait no it's hamburglar because of the hat
Nothing can kill the Grimace
nah, Grimace is Clint Hill
Grimace is John Connally.
"The official report said it was a lone gunman, but the truth is that it was Five Guys."
This comment wins-wins 100 Bluesky points!
Need a still of Jack Ruby gunning down Wendy in DPD basement to spare the Fry Guys the stress of a trial.
I think we all know it would Colonel Sanders taking the shot
Legit question: what’s the order of succession if Ronald gets it?
Seems logical that Mayor McCheese would be next in line.
Hunter S. Thompson driving too
The Hamburglar is right there!
Security forces are clearly letting him get away
The shot came from the Grimace knoll.
why is the Hamburgler allowed in the car he is a felon
Grimace's bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, Ronald, ride
Grimace's yummy milkshake hits concrete
Ride, Ronald, ride
Stay away from the greasy knoll
I've learned to know an opportunity when I spot it.
Eyewitness accounts of the Burger King being spotted on the Greasy Knoll never made it into the Wendy's Report.
wow, too soon, man.
jk, aka: jfkjk
Do they have a tiktok dance like
'back, and to the left;
back, and to the left'.
Im very sorry i cant stop.
gonna put this jfk down.
shit. i mean PHONE.
Gonna jfk this phone down, i meant.
wait...shoot.
NO wait!
Thanks for the hearty guffaw!😂
I think, on balance, we learned a great deal.
We learned bullets are magic and can change direction mid flight
Notice how Grimace’s body goes back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
Back and to the left.
Back and to the left.
Former cop becomes mayor and now the Hamburglar is just riding through town, top down.
Shouldn't that be Mayor McCheese and Mrs. McCheese rather than the Hamburgler?
Well, we didn't learn from anyone else either, so this is no surprise.
Only thing jfk taught me is thi: you miss every shot you don’t take
No way to shot around Grimace, he's safe.
You be him. I'll be her.
Parker Posey deep cut
In fairness, Hamburgler is a recidivist, Grimace is anatomically ambiguous, and Ronald bleeds ketchup, so we're reasonably safe, even if the Burger King is a good shot.
Looks like the Grimmace will take the bullit for the Hambugler!
this explains where grimace was all these years
Shouldn’t but was amused.
Also wishing GOP POTUS’ get open top limousines maybe IYKWIMAITYD.
Ronald looks like the clown from Stephen King's "IT". Just deflate that entire clown balloon and have the face peeking out of the sewer grate
They wouldn’t do that to us, would they?
