Ceiling Cat

@ceilingcat.bsky.social

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Also known as eechentx on that other platform. Watching you masticate from the sky. lolcat bible follower (non-theist). Sentient poop factory. Apple happy. Engage at your own risk.

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A Small Girl with Cat. 1889. www.meisterdrucke.ie/fine-art-pri...

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BREAKING: Upside side down French flag spotted outside the Alitos' summer residence

X now autoplays a new video, randomly chosen from your TL, as soon as the one being shown ends. It only occurs in the app when playing the video full screen. This feature cannot be turned off. I assume they’re trying to inflate the platform’s view count to advertisers.

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Everything the powerful wanted is finally happening.

Well this is grim

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genuinely hopeful sign that every big name GOP garbage monster is frantically trying to distance themselves from Project Say The Quiet Part Loud In an Easily-Digestible Bullet Point Format About Which There Can Be No Confusion. this means we should all absolutely continue never shutting up about it

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Russian roulette

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You know it would happen.

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Guess who entered the chat.

I hope one day we learn if the people who send Laura Loomer fake tips are just normal trolls or state-backed disinformation agents. They're all easily debunked within an hour so the fact that she still does this suggests she's simply a fucking idiot.

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“Sigh at Denise M. Fulton’s brightly impressionist nature paintings.” —Austin Chronicle If you live in Austin, go to Davis gallery for the reception on Saturday. www.austinchronicle.com/events/arts/...

“Sonder”: 2024 Summer Group Show Receptionwww.austinchronicle.com

THIS indisputable proof

If the earth was actually flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now 🙄

Anything that keeps those gen-X supporters in line

honestly they’re kinda cooking with this

Oh look Neil Gaiman is tren—

Explains a lot of the things that happen around this time every July.

holy shit did people know this????

The geography of Texas and counterclockwise rotation of hurricanes means moisture is scooped out of the ocean at about 2 billion tons per hour and dumped as rain over the state. Beats having a drought 💦

Cat: you see nothing

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The director of the CDC Rochelle Walensky wanted this choose your own Covid adventure

Me, wanting Hurricane Beryl to smash into Texas

No computer, only cat

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AP story waits until paragraph 16 to mention police & prosecutors are accused of conspiring to protect the cop who's apparently the real killer, until then making him seem like a lone wolf

Just a jaw-dropper from the state whose attorney general is currently trying to execute an innocent man. innocenceproject.org/missouri-cir...

Missouri woman who has served more than 40 years for murder is declared innocent by judgewww.nbcnews.com She must be freed or retried for the 1980 murder within 30 days, a judge ruled, but the Missouri AG has asked an appeals court to review the judge's decision.

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fixing the website where i mostly just go to look at dogs

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Incels: “bUT nOtHiNG hAPpeNeD oN THe AcOLyTe” Leslye Headland: I see you, Reylos, I am here to make things right

Still mad at the conquistadors

Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

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lmfao? car in the parking lot at work today

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hard at work

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“Official acts:” whatever SCOTUS capriciously decides they are on a case by case basis.

SCOTUS Enables God Mode For Executive Branch hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

SCOTUS Enables God Mode For Executive Branchhard-drive.net WASHINGTON — In a 6-3 ruling, the Supreme Court of the United States announced it was enabling God Mode for the Presidency. “If the President…

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What I admire most about the owner of the orange Cybertruck is his commitment to never having sexual intercourse again

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"It marks the second incident in two months involving a Tesla’s near miss-with a train while utilising its driver assistance system." You can tell Tesla is close to "solving self-driving" because they are down to the tough edge cases like *checks notes* trains nz.news.yahoo.com/tesla-autopi...

Tesla autopilot appears to veer electric vehicle onto train track it mistook for roadnz.news.yahoo.com Local police urged drivers to remain ‘vigilant while using Tesla's autopilot feature,’ noting that it ‘can fail’

Order 66 was given yesterday.