You: Please act normal; you need these people to like you.
Me: Ok!
People: hi.
Me: hamsters are one of the most neglected pets out there and pretty much all pet shops use rodent mills. All hamsters need to be in an enclosure measuring at least 100x50x50 of continuous floor space and
You: Please act normal; you need these people to like you.
Me: Ok!
People: hi.
Me: You heard of these things called graphic novels?? They’re like comic books that are the length of novels, and employ compositional storytelling to—here, I’ll just start you off with these 20 first, you got a pen?
I’ll be honest with you that would make me light up inside; that’s exactly the kind of person I like to be friends with. 😂
As someone else who can’t be normal for five minutes I do get its drawbacks though.
Pineapple is not a hamster, but I am sure she appreciates that you care about her fellow rodents
(she was recently brought home from a rescue so she's been in the quarantine pen in my office until now. she'll get introduced to her new roommate today)
You: Please act normal, you need those people to like you!
Me: Ok!
People: hi...
Me: Have you heard about the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with its expanded free trial including both the award-winning Heavensward expansion and the entirety of Stormblood with all content up to lev