zenkuma

@zenkuma.bsky.social

Followers

Following

143

Posts

Running a fool's errand, brb.

Posts Replies Media

"This bread is my body. This wine is my blood. This 7/11 onigiri is my gall bladder."

I think people are too focused on Biden as a magical being who can defeat the Bad Man rather than his actual being—which is an old guy who should probably be taking naps in Delaware. I'll vote for anyone who is not Trump, I would just love for them to be able to know who is in the room with them.

Voting is essentially ineffective at bringing about desired outcomes for the left, but I will say: Trump losing is like a drug to me.

Gurren Lagann, you say? How about you Go On and Log Off!

How long before the party tells us that the dementia actually helps with having the job, because there are fewer thoughts to distract from the complex problems, making things simpler for the position of commander-in-chief?

There needs to be a soup competition show.

Reposted by

zenkuma

WERNER HERZOG: cast into the wilderness by an uncaring mother, the child must choose a companion, a beast of unnatural capabilities through which to channel his will. they will not rest until every gymnasium lies in ruin. ASH: where's professor oak HERZOG: this lizard is on fire

Reposted by

zenkuma

Leaving out a plate of poppers and a glass of gunpowder for the ghost of George Washington as is independence eve tradition

Reposted by

zenkuma

*leaving my gun and a glass of raw milk out for Miss America*

Reposted by

zenkuma

The english language really cooked with “notwithstanding”

Gently suggesting to the Great Khan that we enlarge the university and offer Critical Plains Theory, Comparative Steppe Studies, and Introduction to Temperate Grasslands.

Oh, so the conservative Supreme Court is eyeing the overturn of the Obergefell v. Hodges decision that allows for gay marriage, but they ignore the part of "America the Beautiful" that talks about the "fruited plain". Curious.

That really purples my mountains to the point of majesty.

The most important takeaway from this election is that this is the new normal now. Every presidential election from this point will involved a milquetoast, ineffectual Democrat running against a full-throated, unfiltered Fascist.

Reposted by

zenkuma

i keep making this point but it'd be amusing if not for the stakes how the institutional ideology of every major news network/paper is its not their job to inform you, the reader, what is real or not beyond the authenticity of quotes they publish

"CNN Defends Decision to Not Do a Journalism"

It is the summer of 2043, President Braelynn Johnson has just invaded the Prairie Provinces of Canada to liberate them from the oppressive leftist government in Ottawa to distract from the heatwave in the Midwest.

This pinot is noir. The corruption goes all the way to the top (of the bottle)!

When the debate started with a question about the problem of immigration, I was hollering, yelling, "what about wages and housing costs" and "the soaring price of health care in this uncaring empire" as Jake Tapper and Dana Bash looked at polls and nodded.

Reposted by

zenkuma

Vegetative state national journalism model that 9 years after Trump revealed he was and would be the world's biggest liar in history every news outlet continues to dilute his mendacious gatling spray of lies with "falsehoods" and "untruths"

Earlier this week, CNN's political director David Chalian said a debate “is not the ideal venue for a live fact-checking exercise." Moderators Jake Tapper and Dana Bash stuck to that model Thursday night, despite multiple falsehoods claimed during the debate.

CNN debate moderators didn’t fact-check. Not everyone is happy about it.www.washingtonpost.com CNN’s political director said earlier a presidential debate “is not the ideal venue for a live fact-checking exercise.” Jake Tapper and Dana Bash stuck to that.

The only real mystery over the president's political future involves how much money he can bring in. If Biden cannot draw in significant fundraising, the Democratic party has little use for him.

You might say that this smoothie saved my life.

Listen, I like hollering into the void as much the next mad sorcerer, but I am done wandering above the mists. It is time we trek down into the shadowed vales and flail blindly until we shake hands with oblivion.

Reposted by

zenkuma

It's called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man

Reposted by

zenkuma

Reply to

Ian Boudreau

He constantly says Stupid Uncle shit that falls apart as soon as you ask "what exactly do you mean by that" but nobody ever does

Democrats, trying to target the Gen X divorced dad vote: "The most metal thing you could do, actually, is vote for a corpse."

Reposted by

zenkuma

the planet is on fire and people can’t afford air conditioning, surely this is the time to come up with a technology nobody asked for and nobody wants then dedicate all the electricity to maintaining it

New AI data centers are coming online so fast that the electricity demand is straining global power grids and threatening clean energy goals. Read The Big Take ⬇️

AI Is Wreaking Havoc on Global Power Systemswww.bloomberg.com New artificial intelligence data centers are coming online so fast that the electricity demand is straining global power grids and threatening clean energy goals.

My sun and moon signs are both Cancer, so what does that mean for my soft-shell crab sandwich outlook.

The Acolyte is bad because it is basically a poorly-written Star Trek series. The actors are good, the characters are mostly fine, it's the pacing and plot focus of the series that suffers.

Yes, I want fully-automated luxury space communism as much as the next guy, but I also might be willing to try whatever this is:

*Pronouncing "shoegaze" like "Benghazi"* Shoegaze is not going away, Senator!