Do we think she just spends all day sitting in her office staring at a wall and then occasionally wakes up, posts nonsense, and then goes back into sleep mode.
Basically the adults in "It's a Good Life" having to pretend that every dumbass thing he does is the greatest thing ever. Though if it were Elon I'd WANT the cornfield.
Some terminally online person once tried to tell me that CEOs deserve their massive salaries because their reputations were on the line.
So many things wrong with that logic, but Linda Yaccarino is the only time I've ever seen it almost make sense, given how she debases herself so regularly.
Hasn’t anyone worked with them before? Why had we not heard of them before this job?
Why, can’t they just have their intern/assistant/etc write something coherent?
Wait until Noel finds out you can hire a marketing person to do the Happy Face stuff for <1% what he pays Yaccarino, or a MML bot for even less youtu.be/I_CE7GqqrvY?...
Serious answer: its that the photo of Kelce (manly hunky football player that just won the superbowl) kissing Taylor Swift (gorgeous blonde world famous chart topping artist) is, wait for it, a "Dem coded" moment. Maybe Linda should post about that.
As someone put it on Tumblr "The wacky thing about their love story is that here's a football player on a team with an offensive name dating a blonde, blue eyed star from Nashville and republicans hate them."
“Respect” isn’t the right word, but I’m … in awe? … of her ability to be unflappably, vapidly, delusionally chipper while under the employ of one of the world’s human beings.
