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God DAMNIT Instagram stop trying to sell me a ceramic chicken dick!
something something yellow submarine
in the town
where I was born
cooked a chicken with yellow peen...
I laughed out loud and a bunch of people at this restaurant looked over at me. 🤣
Not just a dick, an internal strap-on!
Gives new meaning to chicks with dicks.
FLARED BASE. FLARED BASE!
the one design innovation that titan didn't try was the one that could have saved them
Is this how you make coq au vin?
That is the horniest roast chicken ever
So…what, you put broth & seasoning and etc in there? Oooh, or how about butter & etc? Yeah, I see the value.
I think this ceramic chicken dick might be a good little kitchen gadget.
I don’t know what I expected when I woke up today but it wasn’t this
You don't want to live within a little yellow submarine?
Even The Chicken Is Having a Boner and he’s already dead DAMN 🤨❓🐔🍆✨
Gonna chip my goddamn teeth
A cock is a rooster so this seems like false advertisement
We all live in a poultry assmarine.
Winner winner chicken dinner
You just made some pervert's day.
This sheds some light on “yellow submarine”
Would you like to know more?
I 100% read that in the voice.
So, nobody has used the classic meme? disappointing!
yellow submarine and or ocarina of time, but chicken dick
The Cockarina of Time, more like...
Never have I wanted to learn less more than now.
We’re all fucked by a giant yellow cock, a giant yellow cock, a giant yellow cock.
They know you're on bluesky
I think I'd call it the yellow dickmarine.
Achewood predicts it again
Okay who designed it? Please raise your hand.
I think you gotta get this one, for the culture
Ringo Starr didn't come out from behind the drums for this
In my day we just shotgunned a bud light and shoved the empty can up the chicken’s hoo-hah. The kitchen gadget industrial complex had gone too far.
Is that a... cock with a cock? Is it a cock-cock?
Darn you for cursing my timeline with this.
That's why they called him Foghorn Leghorn
"self-bastin good" better be in their ad copy somewhere.
Only now do I realize this app won't let us bookmark posts.
