mkerste

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Musician, bookseller, day job haver, eschewer of detailed bios

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I been through the desert on a horse with no name. I also been through it on Jim. No comparison. Jim the Horse rocks!!!

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JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country. RFK: Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. RFK Jr.:

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If you are disappointed with how Senator Dick Durbin has handled Justice Thomas' corruption, Justice Alito's open insurrection, and how each of the other four conservative justices lied in their Senate Hearings, you can fax him for free to let him know how upset you are with him. Big, screechy fax.

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There's this weird thing happening when someone says "I'm voting for Biden because I want us to still have elections long after he's dead" and people equate that with "Biden is awesome and I agree with his actions regarding Gaza"

ok but seriously nut up. nobody here loves biden. I’d rather vote for a sentient captcha machine that electrocutes my eyeballs every time I tag all the bicycles and it thinks I missed a fuckin train wheel. but that’s what we got and if you want to live in a fantasy I have no time for your ass

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I, on the other hand, think Donald Trump is going to come out and woo undecideds with his characteristic savviness and empathy for voters who come from a different walk of life from him

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Out of Sight (perhaps cheating, and if so, add the same character in Jackie Brown).

without saying beetlejuice, fav michael keaton film?

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Thinking back fondly on when LeBron James called Trump a “bum,” which I think is a term that should be used to describe him more often

Look, WaPo CRM guys, maybe you take the "feel good" tag off this one?

Can I get a "huzzah"!?

If the good news has not appeared here: NBC HAS SECURED THE MUSIC RIGHTS TO STREAM 'HOMICIDE: LIFE ON THE STREET' I REPEAT -- 'HOMICIDE' TO STREAM

What else in the actual fuck

These AI generated book ads on my Kindle lock screen are getting weirder and weirder. Like…you can’t even be bothered to put actual text on your AI generated cover? Who is this going to fool into buying the book? Where is the ad budget coming from?

What in the actual fuck

dont go to bed before looking at this AI cover of the AI book that my kindle just advertised to me. none of those are real words. a stick figure is fucking a mountain. thats not what the inside of a lightbulb looks like. this is a paid ad served by a billion dollar company. i love the future.

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(to a previously hidden creature that has just opened its glowing red eyes) oh hey man, what’s up

That thing when you play a gig mostly in the rain but then find out the halal fried chicken joint is open until 2.

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one of the dangers of a second trump term is that it will be run by these fascist pencil neck dickheads who know they couldn’t win an election for dog catcher on their own personal merits in a race with one candidate, and see trump as the vehicle for their own reign of cruelty.

Trump loyalist pushes ‘post-constitutional’ vision for second termwapo.st Russ Vought, the former president’s budget director, is laying the groundwork for a broad expansion of presidential powers.

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50 First Dates but every morning you learn Pat Robertson died, the feel-good movie of the year

Now accepting thoughts and prayers as I attend The Australian Pink Floyd Show stone cold sober.

But what about just the doodly-doodly-doodly part? No, you're right, it's for the best.

Regardless of my rap song’s theme (magic), I personally would not sample “Abracadabra” by Steve Miller Band. Because then I’d have “Abracadabra” by Steve Miller Band in my song. You see the problem

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Big convict, huge guy, came up to me, tears in his eyes, and stuck me with a sharpened spork

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Everyone on Twitter is trying to shit on the parade and everyone here is making the good jokes, we have the juice and they have lost the Mandate of Heaven

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Gift link: Jamie Raskin. www.nytimes.com/2024/05/29/o...

Opinion | Jamie Raskin: How to Force Justices Alito and Thomas to Recuse Themselves in the Jan. 6 Caseswww.nytimes.com Can they really decide for themselves whether they can be impartial?

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It sure would be comical if Samuel Alito had recently published an opinion in which he expressed strong feelings about flags and wrote that passersby viewing a flag flying over a building would naturally assume the flag conveys some message on the owner's behalf www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/21p...

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I’m starting to worry — I hesitate to say this, but I must — I’m starting to worry that Sam Alito might not be completely honest

Alito lied about the reason the flag was up because he didn’t know the couple had text messages establishing the date of when the incident took place. They were supporting the insurrection. www.nytimes.com/2024/05/28/u...

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When I say that the proliferation of "AI" bullshit being sold as fact-finding or truth-certifying machines is going to get people killed, "Google's GPT System Tells Someone To Mix Vinegar And Bleach (I.e. Make Chlorine Gas) To Clean Their Washing Machine" is exactly the kind of thing I mean

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You did not bankrupt Red Lobster by eating too many shrimp. www.southernfriedscience.com/you-did-not-...

You did not bankrupt Red Lobster by eating too many shrimp. – Southern Fried Sciencewww.southernfriedscience.com

post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains.

post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains

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I feel like the way to get rid of "AI" is to use every version of it to fake JK Rowling talking about how much she respects trans people, then just sit back and let her billion dollars and litigious rage do the work for you.

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If you want to avoid draining a mid-sized pond every time you google to see what hours walgreens is open, may I suggest www.tomsguide.com/ai/how-to-bl...

How to block Google AI Overviews from appearing in your search resultswww.tomsguide.com And no, it doesn't require a Chrome extension

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To recap Mr. John Fogerty’s remarks: 1. down onna cawnah 2. outtie inna sreet 3. Willy enna pote bois a payin’ 4. binganicko bap you beep