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protogen, cosplayer, parautilitarian

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I'm making vegetarian chili!

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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️

I caught an immediate block on Twitter for replying with this to him one time. This was a long time ago but proves he’s not the guy to be lecturing progressives about being on the right side of issues.

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Electrichead

If he blocks or deletes when he realizes this is a bad look:

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I didn't have to pretend. The USPS is a genuine Public Good. I did fan art for it. I Love the USPS.

Trump was so evil that people had to pretend to stan the U.S. Postal Service for three months

ugh maggot needs a new collar 😭

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Bonus cheapie YCH as it's obviously not my design :) enjoy!

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New commission: a Muppet version of John Carpenter's THE THING featuring Kermit, Gonzo, Beaker, and a Yip-Yip! Mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday

I wanna learn LANCER 😩

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if you need something to read over your morning coffee, there's a reddit called "r/cyberstuck" that shares cybertruck owners posting their Ls

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My Uber is here

My Uber is here. 😁

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"bridal maggot"

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Katie Tightpussy

interesting!

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Look at the hilarious lengths my pitcher plant needs to go to in order to keep its pollinators safe from itself

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of COURSE

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Two months ago Greg Abbott pardoned a murderer who texted a friend "I might go to Dallas to shoot looters" then drove into a BLM protest in Austin and killed a protester. The universal response from conservatives to the pardon was "Yeah! Woo-hoo!" Now they say liberals should turn down the rhetoric

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For those who didn’t know, Daily Beast now has a right wing EIC and owners. Enjoy the death of progressive news reporting in America!

Your first look at the now Right Wing Daily Beast, everyone!

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[plucking the petals off a daisy one by one] it's over. we're back. it's never been more over. we're so incredibly back. we're cooked. we're cooking. we're doomed. we're living. it's over. we're bac

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"I was playing D&D on the night someone took a shot at Trump" is probably the closest I'm ever gonna get to living something that sounds like a Hold Steady lyric.

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"the Biden campaign said it was pausing all messaging to supporters and working to pull down all of its television ads as quickly as possible, the campaign said." I know these people are incompetent jackasses but "let's just let Trump speak unopposed" is borderline deliberate sabotage

Biden says 'everybody must condemn' attack on Trump, hopes to speak with ex-president soonapnews.com President Joe Biden says “everybody must condemn” the suspected assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump.

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That's just the thing. They will not be in an awkward spot. This is simply not what's going to happen.

Some of these Republicans who are (naturally enough) agreeing with Democrats tonight that violence has no place in our politics will be in an awkward spot when Trump once again insists that it does.

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Don't live your life in such a way that millions of people wish the guy had been a better shot

This is because Trump doesn't allow people with guns at his rallies, there was no good guy with a gun to stop the shooter

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please do not openly discuss our unethical energy and water sucking pump and dump www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

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For anyone curious about Uline, we reported in 2022 on how the boom in online shopping had enriched the company's owners, who have used their wealth to fund far-right causes: www.propublica.org/article/ulin...

That Cardboard Box in Your Home Is Fueling Election Denialwww.propublica.org A previously unreported boom in profits for the shipping supply giant Uline has provided the funds for a deeply conservative Midwestern family to bankroll anti-democracy causes around the country.

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Now that's the kind of out-of-the-box thinking we like to see around here

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hey everyone you really should cancel your subscriptions to the following - The New York Times - The Washington Post - The Wall Street Journal - The Economist - The Atlantic think about how much money you would save tell them you don’t like how their editors demonize trans healthcare repost this

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Can y’all explain why some of you love saying “good luck in the camps under Trump” to queer and trans people? Genuinely curious why y’all love to threaten us when we already know the US government hates us. Maybe stop doing that?