It's fun when parents think their kid is dumb as fuck, huh.
(A page from "Lucas and Odessa!" Script by me! Art by @megrar.bsky.social! Coming 2025ish, I suppose??)
Way more fun to think of Whose Line Is It Anyway solutions to replacing the presidential candidate without thinking about the fact that the Supreme Court will definitely decide that whatever you did to do it means you aren't allowed to win
to me posting is like busking but you're just entertaining yourself and maybe some of the people who walk by will go "heh yeah ain't that the truth" and give you one quarter
WERNER HERZOG: cast into the wilderness by an uncaring mother, the child must choose a companion, a beast of unnatural capabilities through which to channel his will. they will not rest until every gymnasium lies in ruin.
ASH: where's professor oak
HERZOG: this lizard is on fire
Star Wars has never been serious. It is basically a mashup of Flash Gordon, Akira Kurosawa, & Dune if the Butlerian Jihad never happened.
Star Wars has always been campy & pulpy. It is slop. The lesbian space witches are cool. Relax.
Your honor, with all due respect, I walk 47 miles of barbed wire, I use a cobra-snake for a necktie, I got a brand new house on the roadside made from rattlesnake hide.
digital music: yeah. that makes sense. you turned it into zeros and ones. i can Understand that
vinyl records: youre telling me that you have imprisoned the soul of sound in this piece of plastic and can summon it on demand by striking it with a diamond. sure buddy
