Listen, I wrote that primary blitz article. I was joking, I thought that was clear. Apologies for my sense of high drama and flair for creativity I guess
They Might Be Giants' cover of "Bills, Bills, Bills" (orig. Destiny's Child)
Sturgill Simpson's cover of "In Bloom" (orig. Nirvana)
Dolly Parton's cover of "Shine" (orig. Collective Soul) (which, I just learned, won a Grammy)
Rich people are going convince everyone that AI should run their lives and then giggle with each other about how important it is that they get a “real” nanny to raise their kids
So I hoped to never do this again. My income will be 500 dollars less this month unexpectedly (stressfully I am now told this may happen “sometimes”) I’ve budgeted bills and essentials for the regular amount. If anyone is able to spare a couple bucks to help bridge the gap my venmo is @oniram48
Today has always been my least favorite holiday not the least of which because it scares dogs. But today in the year 2024 it has never felt more pointless.
I actually kinda respect people setting off their super loud fireworks in the middle of the day because it's more honest: it's not about some cool sky display, it's about setting off car alarms and being a hugely obnoxious asshole
