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sparkle bat

@alf.schlongalaxy.space

I am a carnival mirror reflecting the world
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the amount of very serious I have to be about real big problems IRL inversely relates to how I post on here
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I cringed when they saw me crossing to other side of the street
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starting to think coming age in the early 1990’s was a bad move on my part
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The best graffiti I ever saw read “teen fags run this hood” and you know I respected it
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I am so full of shit on here lol
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Sounds like some protocol flow state issue with the firewall and the way bsky handles sessions
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Yes I absolutely agree. Also NPR is just asking for it though
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ever skeet something and just laugh your ass off its great you should try it sometime
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HELL YES make that number go up
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I probably account for a solid 200 thousand of the 11 million 300 thousand listens of Looking For Something by Castlebeat on Spotify.
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I do not have autism stop saying that
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it’s sparkling depression it’s in my last name
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I’m sorry for that last skeet I’ve had too much coffee
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it’s just FACT, everyone loves Ride because the hot chicks love Ride and we all know Ride sucks but if you’re gonna get laid you have to pretend to like em! Well I Am Tired Of Pretending and that’s why my name is Happy Harry Hard On and I masturbate on the radio!
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brb gonna get it in trouble with the FCC it’s important that my neighborhood hears shoegaze instead of NPR
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it’s just FACT, everyone loves Ride because the hot chicks love Ride and we all know Ride sucks but if you’re gonna get laid you have to pretend to like em! Well I Am Tired Of Pretending and that’s why my name is Happy Harry Hard On and I masturbate on the radio!
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there should be fewer podcasts and more pirate radio stations
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if anyone asks me what side of a beef I’m on it’s the side that’s doing something else entirely instead
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windmills, tulips and cute cargo bikes are the the biggest psyop in history and we just fall for that shit every time
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no see you don’t understand I’m one of the good ones
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the reply that said “it’s different because it’s different” was actually fucking astounding
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I just hope genZ hesitates first when it comes to you and me
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my entire generation should stand against the wall for letting him thrive
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Cory Doctorow could never
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Yes and this part:
the way songs written by emo boys are felt and interpreted by gay girls is whole subculture of punk
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“Our several hundred thousand person company built by a bunch of white dudes is a merit based workplace where everyone is equal”