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look i'll be clear, I will be voting, and encouraging everyone I know to do the same, against donald trump and the end of democracy in this country in november. I do not care if that means i'm voting for a man who is literally dead.
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If "Me Having Near-fatal diarrhea for a year" was running against Trump, I know who I'm pulling the lever for
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Already got a bidet. Hook up an IV and someone find me a cushion. Give me a chance to get through my reading pile
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Oh yeah. I got a decent bidet in February 2020. Doing an autistic amount of research on pandemics from 2012-2015 for a show-pitch paid off
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If I don't survive it's worth it for my children
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I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it
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You guys, I blame the COVID, but I laughed out loud.
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well tbf I don't have COVID but laughed out loud anyway
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I understand your sarcasm. Hope everyone else does too.
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Biden in a coma would be a better president than Trump even and maybe especially in a crisis
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Biden on a coma I know, I know, it's serious.
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Arguably better than Biden awake as well. But definitely better than King Donald, first of his name.
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I will posit that a deceased Biden is still superior
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Genuinely the only path. Get everyone you can to vote however you can for whoever's gonna beat Trump.
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Like I've been hard on the "replacing Biden is stupid" train, obv, but if they did it, I'm gonna lay down some broken glass to crawl over to vote for whoever the fuck is on the ballot.
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Same Whoever the fuck it is Because there is literally no democrat - hell, not even that human garbage Manchin - who would be worse than Trump
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Weekend at Bernie's the everloving shit out of this election!
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At worst he'd only be *mostly* dead.
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I voted third party last time because I could not stomach a vote for Biden but I'll just hold my nose this time. The stakes have really ramped up too much. I really hate that these fuckers have forced the country into this scenario.
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Me too! I don't like it at all! But it is what it is and I'm not gonna pretend that it's something it isn't.
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The Democrats have been pulling the "this is absolutely the most important vote of your life, so say you support this bag of shit or you're a fascist" card for my entire adult life, but even I might hold my nose and vote for Biden at this rate, and I'm real mad about it.
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i tend to think that all of the elections are important but this one is simply as stark as can be. it is pretty much a direct up/down vote about whether you would like to have meaningful elections again in your life.
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The problem is not that every election isn't the Most Important One Of Our Lifetime, the problem is that it is because shit keeps getting worse
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I honestly think that we'll be lucky if Republicans don't use the "if we refuse to certify the electoral votes on January 6th we get to elect a Republican no matter what the election results are" hack this cycle, but they'll probably use it in 2029 if they don't this time.
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As a woman who cares about my personal health, I humbly request that you do
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Republicans keep winning because they show up to vote every time.
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It helps that they have two parties working for their goals.
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The way I see it is that I'm voting for Harris because I don't think he's going to survive the next 4 years and I'm ok with that
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Absolutely. If the MVP needs to take over, she'll be excellent at the job. And the administration has been ensuring she gets in-person experience around the nation and the world, little though our news orgs have covered this, to help prepare her. She has been VERY well received.
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Hell yeah, love it when people share references. I wonder if we're the same age or if electing dead guys is actually super-rare so that's the only instance to refer to (it probably is tbh but if you'd asked me at 16 I'd have said it sounded like y'all had the process down to a routine)
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Moldy Ham Sandwich 2024: Will Only Have Me Killed With Botulism
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Ok just a thought but kinda wish a literal empty suit was the choice.
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What about my cat, Lola? She can impersonate a lamp, which is the only qualification you need to be POTUS these days.
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I bet she can type social media posts more coherent than 'covfefe' too...
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Vote for the senile octogenarian, it’s important
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I mean I’m really furious that it’s come to this and it’s very different from saying you need to like him, but yes, it is.
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buddy if you're not i better see your ass fighting in the streets
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I’d vote for being shot in the dick 500 time in a row and then having my head slightly cut off but not all the way over voting for Trump
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🎶 Well I would shoot my dick 500 times, and I would shoot my dick 500 times more 🎶
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Honestly now that the president is a super-citizen with a blank check to do whatever the fuck they want, a comatose figurant is starting to sound like the ideal person for the job
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