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it’s always mooncake season

bad bird snaps • tokyo babylon essays • she/they/他
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Here have some barnacle geese 🪶
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our strongest troops are genesis cosplayers at summer anime cons
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If you see this, post something green, if you'd like to share. (Canada geese hanging out in urban greenery) 🪶
If you see this, post something green, if you'd like to share. (New growth sprouting after a grass fire)
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i ran out of unflavoured douhua during a heatwave. pray for me and my 5 boxes of asian popsicles
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This is wild: Ticketmaster introduced 'non-transferrable' tickets, so resales would have to happen on its own platform (further monopolization). Now scalpers have worked with hackers to reverse engineer the barcodes, makes them transferrable www.404media.co/scalpers-are...
Scalpers Work With Hackers to Liberate Ticketmaster's ‘Non-Transferable’ Ticketswww.404media.co Scalpers have reverse-engineered how Ticketmaster creates tickets, and are now generating and selling them on their own parallel infrastructure.
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If you see this post a bird 🪶
If you see this post a bird 🪶
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i feel bad about throwing old cooked meat away but then i remind myself i hate food poisoning more
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What are they plotting 🤔 #birds #ukwildlife 🦉🪶
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❌ “I'm six feet tall, which was fairly impressive in the 1780s when I was a young mortal man. I have thick blond hair, not quite shoulder length, and rather curly, which appears white under fluorescent light.“ ✅ “Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way”
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do i even want to know or should i drink boba tea in ignorance
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eagle judges me for not bringing a camera on my hike #badpics #worstbirdpic
If you have some bad pic favs, let's see 'em! Quote reply with your #badpics! Somehow nothing at all is in focus in this attempted shot of a Bufflehead Duck. In my defense it was waaaay past sunset & my camera said "you're kidding, right?" Over on Twitter we called this a #WorstBirdPic #birds 🌿
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oh my god do you know what someone needs to make. quizilla-style “which naruto character are you” labellers
introducing @kiki-bouba.mozzius.dev like the labeller to find out if you're kiki or bouba (wip, still working out the prompt)
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I think she wanted to tear it up for the youngster, but the baby wrestled it away from her. So funny!
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Good morning! Who is going to cut up my breakfast into little pieces for me? #birds
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back in the days i was working in a < 10 person company and we rotated which eng had to moderate, a cofounder made a forum post of a kik chat “screenshot” that was like, look how easy it is to fake screenshots
But using offsite information is a fucking hand grenade, because you don't have access to the tools on that other site. You don't have access to the metadata or the context. And, in the case of screenshots, it is *trivial* to fake them.
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this also brings up another question: how do you verify longterm cross-platform context? especially if some of it’s been lost to the ether
(We occasionally see one of those long running conflicts flare up again on DW from, I shit you not, 2002. My old LJAT folks will know exactly who I mean if I say that it involves a person with the initials KD.)
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anyway i finally recognized a song from this taiwanese-ish hits spotify playlist (accusefive take us into the light)
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OH in the taiwanese resto dad: is the hongshao beef noodle soup spicy server: i find it fine, but some ppl find it spicy from the first bite dad: how spi— mom: by some people she means your daughter!
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我吃了最後一隻小美冰棒⋯⋯ 只好搭公車去大統華
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
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massive pollinator garden. like one of those landed edwardians with their fancy gardens but it’s all local pollinators
ok friends & Bsky strangers, tell me your FRIVOLOUS Powerball-winning acquisition goal Mine: a Studebaker that I’d take to the body shop for an Electric Mayhem paint job Another person just mentioned a Linotype machine sure, housing security, debt payoff, but what’s your ridiculous niche desire?
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elephants follow star maps. they show off their babies to friends. they have burial grounds. they call each other by name. they get drunk of purpose, for fun.
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Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy: 2hr IRC download queue.
Be right back — tearing the perforated flimsy vinyl record out of Mad Magazine to put on the record player. It has different endings each time you play!!
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overhearing the bitchiest taiwanese convo behind me (it is progressively getting more hokkien)