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"No, I don't like their pizza. Not enough kale.", and other reasons why you can't always just take people's word for it.

Strands #139 “A seat at the table” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵🔵

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Had to share this here lmao

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Happy New Weird Al Single Release Day! I decided to celebrate the 10-year anniversary of my last album Mandatory Fun by doing a polka medley of some of the biggest hits of the last 10 years. “Polkamania!” is out RIGHT NOW and available everywhere music is sold or streamed! youtu.be/y0ZoX4dBvwk

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polkamania! (Official Music Video)youtu.be Single available at: Apple Music: https://itunes.apple.com/album/id/1753408289 Amazon Music: http://amazon.com/dp/B0D7RQGLBS …and everywhere else digital music is sold or streamed! Timecodes: 0:00 - HELENA POLKA (Al’s Version) 0:14 - BAD GUY (Billie Eilish) 0:36 - HELLO (Adele) 0:51 - FLOWERS (Miley Cyrus) 1:13 - WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO (Lin-Manuel Miranda / cast of Encanto) 1:24 - VAMPIRE (Olivia Rodrigo) 1:40 - OLD TOWN ROAD (Lil Nas X) 1:59 - DESPACITO (Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee) 2:09 - SHAPE OF YOU (Ed Sheeran) 2:24 - UPTOWN FUNK (Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars) 2:37 - WAP (Cardi B. ft. Megan Thee Stallion) 2:54 - THANK U, NEXT (Ariana Grande) 3:06 - SHAKE IT OFF (Taylor Swift) ANIMATOR CREDITS: Cyriak – “Helena Polka (Al’s Version)” David Wachtenheim & W/M Animation – “Bad Guy” & “Shake It Off (pt. 2)” Augenblick Studios – “Hello” Ghostbot / Alan Lau, Roque Ballesteros, and Roman Laney – “Flowers” Jack D. Evans – “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” Vivienne Medrano/Spindlehorse – “Vampire” Liam Lynch – “Old Town Road” Jarrett Heather – “Despacito” & “WAP” Bill Plympton – “Shape of You” Ryan Krzak – “Uptown Funk” KukoMitzu – “Thank U, Next” Victor Yerrid & Melanie Mandl – “Shake It Off (pt. 1)” MUSICIAN CREDITS: “Weird Al” Yankovic – accordion and vocals Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz – drums and percussion Steve Jay – bass guitar and bass vocals Jim “Kimo” West – banjo Wayne Bergeron – trumpets Joel Peskin – clarinets Jim Self – tuba Tress MacNeille – “next!” lady Engineered and mixed by Dave Way at the Way Station Additional engineering by Rafael Serrano at Just For the Record Mastered by Bernie Grundman at Bernie Grundman Mastering Arranged and produced by Al Yankovic http://vevo.ly/i9RxeT

Play The Mini Crosswordwww.nytimes.com All the fun of the larger New York Times Crossword, but you can solve it in seconds.

Strands #138 “And the Oscar goes to ...” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵

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Everyone should have such a sign.

…and a Wheat Thin the size of Lake Tahoe.

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a trump employee says, "he is as generous as he is brave," which, if you examine it in absentia, could be an extremely sick burn

Commercial: "You're not going to believe it, but Wendy's now has new saucy nuggs!" Me: "I believe it. Why would you lie about that?"

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Breaking news: Bob Newhart dies at 94. The comic and actor's understated routines emphasized the absurdities of life.

Bob Newhart, who went from standup comedy to sitcom star, dies at 94www.washingtonpost.com After his “Button-Down Mind” album hit No. 1 on the Billboard chart, he starred in two hit sitcoms and influenced a generation of comedians.

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I've seen a lot of one-offs of people holding these signs, but what is truly chilling is a sea of these being held up by delegates.

In case you missed it this was one of the official signs handed out by the RNC for delegates to wave. Not a joke, not a.i.

Strands #137 “At your fingertips” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵

Strands #136 “Park place” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵

"Nutted" is not an acceptable word when playing Spelling Bee.

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This episode aired in 1994 and no other joke about American politics has held up that consistently for so long.

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GOP is really upping its game with these base-energizing convention stunts

The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel confirms that a Columbus, Ohio, police officer detailed to the RNC shot and killed a homeless Black man (earlier reported to be in his early 20s) more than half a mile from the RNC arena. The man was known by the nickname Jehovah and took care of a pit bull named Isis.

Ohio police officer shoots, kills person in Milwaukee outside of RNC perimeter, sources saywww.jsonline.com The man killed by Ohio officers near the RNC on Tuesday was well-known in the neighborhood, several witnesses told the Journal Sentinel.

Strands #135 “Were you raised in a barn?” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵

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Suddenly, it's pouring outside.

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At least one media company isn't taking the MAGA bait and switch. abcnews.go.com/Politics/bla...

'No Blame?' ABC News finds 54 cases invoking 'Trump' in connection with violence, threats, alleged assaults.abcnews.go.com President Donald Trump insists he deserves no blame for divisions in America.

I sold stock today. Does that make me an adult?

Strands #134 “Give it the ol' college try” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵

They'll be calling for political violence before the end of the day.

The 2024 Republican National Convention kicks off in Milwaukee, where delegates will gather to approve a party platform and formally nominate their political party’s presidential ticket for the Nov. 5 election. Here’s what to know about the Republican convention:

The speakers, schedule and how to watch the Republican National Conventionwww.washingtonpost.com The 2024 Republican National Convention kicks off in Milwaukee on July 15. Here’s what to know.

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Remember, today is the day to calm things down, lessen the vitriol, and prepare ourselves for the "mandatory Christianity" policy of the incoming dictator.