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Our Front Page:
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100% sure this actually happened.
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Who wrote this joke give them a raise
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Love seeing front pages make a come back
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“Investigation Finds Secret Service Failed To Account For Nation's 393 Million Guns” Is just art.
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He's just there for parts, Eric is the business mind (out of the two)
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No “no way to prevent this”?
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Nah, that’s reserved for mass shootings. Assassination attempts get different coverage
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One killed, at least 4 wounded. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(praying hands) return of the front page and fuckin hilarious at that!
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Amazing and valiant attempt, Onion! Sadly, NRSC wins this week.
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Hinckley Jr and Arthur Bremer are roaming the streets free, but Sirhan Sirhan is still in prison.
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One of these things is not like the others 🎶
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Yeah apparently the GOP doesn't like anything that's over their head do they.
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Pretty telling that they’d do this for Trump but not for the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church.
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It’s the same philosophy behind why you out the gay sex interests of anti-LGBT+ Republican politicians but not rando private citizens. It’s not telling at all, and honestly should we be concerned you think we need to satirize a black church of all the 1000s of shootings you could have picked from.
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I think there’s been a bit of a misunderstanding here. When I said “they,” I was referring to Congress, not to the Onion. I wasn’t saying the Onion should have satirized the shooting at Emanuel AME; I was playing along with the headline to say Congress should have banned Roofs then.
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Very, very good. “republicans ban roofs” would have been better.
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Damn, guys, we've got it bad enough already this week. 😂
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We need to seriously reconsider our future as a nation and how best to build a better future then what we have. We are a parody of what we claim to be. so maybe we should lean into it. @theonion.com do you have any good Canidates that are not facist or owned by corpa?
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God bless you, the so called onion
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Rude
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I never thought I would say this, but things are so bad that mockery doesn’t seem as funny as it should be.
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Rude
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