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typical. when a Black woman makes a suggestion that cis white dudes be floated out to sea on a barge she's "racist" and "hates white people" but let a white man make that same suggestion and he's a "pioneer" or a "visionary."
Adams wants to create White People Land on a barge? Didn't @angryblacklady.bsky.social got yelled at for suggesting just such a thing on the former bird app?
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i swear to god, glenn greenwald had a fucking meltdown about this tweet and sent ravens to the four corners of the realm demanding that every nazi on the app show up in my mentions to mostly make fun of my forehead. lmao
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My only issue is that I refuse to believe ravens would ever listen to Greenwald, they are definitely smarter than that
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Yes, true, but counterpoint : they are attracted to roadkill and other carrion, so he has a certain amount of pull with them.
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Ironic since most Nazis don't have chins.
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I know I shouldn't laugh, but the mental image of GG summoning ravens (in a bloodred cloak emblazoned with swastkas?) is so unhinged I'm giggling.
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not the ravens 😭 seriously that’s terrible, that man is a pustule on humanity’s ass. i am sorry
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Either way, I look forward to Adam et al heading out on their barge.
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It's like... don't threaten me with a good time
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Can’t happen soon enough or to a nicer group of guys
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The Man Barge(tm) is an institution in my group chat. Can't wait for more men to experience it!
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By all means, they should get on those micronations like Sealand, and we can wait for the climate change they don't believe in to finish them off.
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Oh I’m going to fucking snap :)))))))))))))))))))))
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It was funny despite the ridiculous racist dogpile
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Make the barge shaped like Dilbert as Scott Adam's house is and all the CHUDery will get on it voluntarily.
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Wait. Is this true? I don't want to Google.
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It may be his pool only. Or both? I'm not sure. I got the info from the Behind the Bastards podcast .
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Well, he goes on the barge then. Automatic draft pick.
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I feel like going from “if you don’t like here, leave” to “I don’t like it here, I’m leaving” is progress. Bye-bye!!! Enjoy whitelandia. It’s going to be awful and you can’t come back.
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We need a Bargesky feed on here for all the people to be put on barges.
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Is the way forward just to convince dipshits that they *want* to get in the sea (/dumpster/volcano/etc.) for their own benefit or amusement? Like the billionaires in the crappy submarine. Yes, go, Do You. Entertain yourselves. Perform reckless feats. ...Over there, in the sea.
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In that case let me endorse sending cishet white men out to sea on barges, hopefully I do well in the lottery
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I'm open to the idea of giving a state to straight white men who don't want to be around anyone but other straight white men. That state would have to be Idaho, though, since they have driven away most of their ob-gyn doctors and the state is functionally without medical care for women.
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But Idaho, chuds aside, is beautiful. Can't we reclaim it and give them some other wasteland instead?
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It is beautiful. And I admit I am concerned they would kill all the wolves. Where were you thinking?
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The Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
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It already has the perfect name!
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Scott Adams thinks rectifying discrimination hurts white men. Think of the subpar white men who are affected! Someone should study that, yeah.
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That's of course true. But Scott Adams floated out to sea on an unpowered barge with 1000 of his closest friends does have its appeal.
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The key difference is that the white guy would forget to put toilets on the barge. It's that kind of libertarian forethought that makes him the pioneer.
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Let him think it’s his idea. Tell him it’s genius. We’ll all celebrate when they shove off.
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Who is saying he’s a “pioneer” or “visionary”? Most of us realize he’s lost it.
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White men have been proposing this sort of post-apocalyptic libertarian paradise for decades. They always run into the same problem, which is that they still need slaves to do the actual work.
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You get yelled at a LOT! White people have issues, I'm just saying.
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I want everyone to be floated out to sea on barges, but I'm neutral about how integrated the barges need to be.
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I just hate to think he'd have to wait 10 years for this to happen. Let's do a Kickstarter to send him to sea much sooner!!
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Every time someone talks about their new visionary version of “going Galt” I think about the spaceship full of hairdressers and telephone sanitizers in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy for some reason.
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Can I be sent out to sea? But not with all the other cis white guys. We suck. I find us all intolerable. At least if I'm on a raft by myself I only have to tolerate my own BS