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Congratulations to François Hollande for winning his parliamentary election. When he was president, he would use this Piaggio three-wheeler to travel to and from his actress mistress’ home. He would allegedly have security agents deliver a bag of fresh croissants to him and his lover in the morning🥐
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Treated ourselves to the Notre-Dame cathedral Lego set in anticipation of the shocking French election results
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The Edison diner is open late nights thanks to Thomas Edison’s lightbulb
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Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path
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No that’s right. I won’t be appealing
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We’ve got to put this guy out to pasture. One last job, the dirtiest of them all.
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They were watching their shows
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When a major client web site breaks in inexplicable ways the day before a long weekend and you’re tasked with Closely Monitoring The Situation
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My pasta tome
The powers that be fucked up by letting me get a stand mixer with all the pasta making attachments. I’m pennepilled and manicottimaxxing
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the1969DodgeChargerFan from the top rope coming for Cybertruck
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I can’t respond because I guess this person is blocking me but the long and the short of it is: yes, this was a joke. But I am sorry for not upholding the standards of decency when we are on the verge of a constitutional crisis. That was my bad
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We need to bring this guy back and put him in charge of something. Anything
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Driving on the highway and waving at all the 1 ton pallets rolling down the median
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He’s a food writer but it’s still funny to have the Queen’s son reviewing buffets