"Woke Christopher" Moltisanti

I just my friend's daughter graduating from high school on fb, thought to myself, wow how time flies, I remember when they started kindergarten! Then I squinted and realized they were in fact graduating from university. Oof

I gave myself a sponge bath in a comedy club bathroom tonight. That was a new one for me.

My 13yr old has friends over in the basement and they're screaming and giggling and eating junk food and now they're going to watch a horror movie. It all feels so wholesome, I'm just thrilled.

Neighborhood street party today and that means it's time to smoke a Tulsa Torpedo!

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ME AFTER ATTEMPTING TO HEAVE MY BODY INTO THE MACHINERY OF EMPIRE TO SLOW THE GEARS EVEN SLIGHTLY: yeowch!! owie!!!!!!! oofa doofa!!!!!!!!!!!

I told one of my closest friends years ago that Donald Trump would never be found guilty, because the whole system is setup to protect rich white men like him. Boy, is my face red!

Holy fuck he's guilty on all 34 counts lmao

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lol

Anybody else feel fucked up because they keep saying 'please' to ChatGPT?

Man, they really misspelled selfish in this headline. www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

Another 1 million Canadians will qualify for the Trudeau government’s dental care plan in June — but thousands of concerned dentists have yet to sign upwww.thestar.com Canada's dental care plan will open up to eligible youth under 18 and people with disabilities in June.

I really hope this makes it to TV because I'm so very excited. The entire Criminal anthology is fantastic. deadline.com/2024/05/adri...

Adria Arjona To Star In Ed Brubaker’s Prime Video Series ‘Criminal’deadline.com The cast of Ed Brubaker's graphic novel series 'Criminal' is coming together with the addition of Adria Arjona in a series regular role.

Toronto Opens World's Biggest Public Urinal www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Toronto renames football stadium in Centennial Park after late former mayor Rob Ford | CBC Newswww.cbc.ca City officials renamed a football stadium at Toronto's Centennial Park after the late former mayor Rob Ford at a ceremony on Tuesday.

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I just got out of my doctor's office and I'm growing a cutaneous horn on my face. Guys, I'm spontaneously turning into a unicorn!!!

Absolutely psychotic John Candy from SCTV

I'm watching The Jinx part 2 and this Nick "Chinga" Chavin guy reminded me of Kinky Friedman so I did a little digging around and it turns out that Kinky and Bob Durst were the best men and Chavins wedding. And it was Chinga who gave Friedman the nickname Kinky. What the fuck.

TFW you thought it was just a fart

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What this stupid idea needs is a big obvious button that reads "Deactivate this feature and never turn it back on ever, and then launch the idiots who thought it up from a large cannon into the Sun."

In the words of the great Tressie McMillan Cottom, “nobody asked for this” arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024...

New Windows AI feature records everything you’ve done on your PCarstechnica.com Recall uses AI features "to take images of your active screen every few seconds."

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People who were repeatedly vaccinated for COVID-19 — initially receiving shots aimed at the original variant, followed by boosters and updated vaccines targeting variants — generated antibodies capable of neutralizing a wide range of SARS-CoV-2 variants and even some distantly related coronaviruses.

Repeat COVID-19 vaccinations elicit antibodies that neutralize variants, other viruses | Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louismedicine.wustl.edu Response to updated vaccine is shaped by earlier vaccines yet generates broadly neutralizing antibodies

Hmm why does my Duolingo widget have another Duolingo growing out of its ass this morning? Best not to think about it too much