MY AAA GIRLFRIEND: C’mere baby. I want you.
*time stops*
*VFX outline shimmers around her yellow underwear*
ME, THINKING: I think she wants something, but what?
*2 seconds later*
ME, THINKING: Her underwear seems important.
*2 seconds later*
ME, THINKING: I bet I can interact with her underwear.
If you wait for 2 more seconds and press X at the exact same time your dialogue replays for the first time then you can clip through the wall and skip the level
(I didn't realize it was posted just that minute, just saw no one had liked it yet! I'm sure it will get more love, I didn't want to self-fulfulling-prophesy it into underratedness!!)
You click on the underwear, she slaps you so hard you end up in the hospital. When you get back she's gone, and everything fades to black saying "Game Over: Bad Ending"