rowan kaiser

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high-risk, mid-femme

one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social

current video game consultant

🏳️‍⚧️ PDX, millennial elder

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Exciting adventures in therapyspeak! so I've been dealing with a (semi-intentional) medication disruption for the past few weeks that has me exhausted and useless. Last Friday I slept especially poorly, also thanks to the meds, and so a few hours before my therapy appointment, I cancelled

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When Bob Dole was the nominee everyone had a tight five about how he was the oldest a man has ever been and he was younger than both nominees are now

ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i thought the drunk lady's national anthem was fine

Giving a trans girl scurvy so I can judge all her injection sites

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in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters

everyone please, stop posting. it's too loud. the posts are too loud.

damn this game has me figured out

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"Ratfuck" would be a beautiful name for a girl

I asked AI to generate the greatest manager of football in the future

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Bill Smiley

Someone posted 45 seconds of the Miami Vice movie the other day and I got briefly nostalgic for the SUV as the height of masculine dominance over the city streets

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Dem weirdos dreaming up tournament-style solutions to Joe Biden being the nominee and Catturd-grade reactionary types crying about cheating in the French election have one crucial thing in common, which is that they transparently lack the emotional maturity and patience required to be sports fans.

the reason the conventional media has become obsessed with the idea that Biden might drop out is not that they hate him or Democrats (although that doesn't hurt) but because they are rock hard over the idea of any sort of (non-threatening) chaos being introduced to the election process

Venezuela-Canada in the championship of the Americas seems like a Simpsons bit

good job great effort!

Aw that’s nice 🙂

"I once got busy in a Trader Joe's bathroom" - millennial Humpty Hump

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[arriving in hell] Satan: welco- Me: hit me with a plate of your eggs bro Satan: Me: (sprinkling motion) with the paprika

happy Joshua Chamberlain day

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Now playing (12:25 AM PST): "Stalker" (1979) By Andrei Tarkovsky Runtime: 162 min.

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I don’t think Andor is Harry Potter for leftists I think it’s Harry Potter for progressive libs who convince themselves they’re leftists

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always nice to get dystopia delivered directly into your inbox

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I just matched with someone on Taimi who had already messaged me and I just sort of did it by default and then I processed what the "NO HAMAS SUPPORTERS" in their bio actually meant and awwwwkkkkwwaaaarrrdddd

an interesting thing about American politics before the Civil War was that no president won re-election for multiple times before the war, and most didn't even bother trying just some random trivia, not sure why I'm bringing it up

Meta AI you're doing tremendous work here

88 lines about 44 women but it's all the bluesky cancellations