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Affirming the district court's preliminary injunction finding that removal of library books because of disagreement with their content violates the First Amendment, 5th Cir. Judge Wiener absolutely TORCHES Kyle Duncan for his dissent. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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This is the part of Kyle Duncan's dissent that Wiener is referring to. It's bad writing and doesn't even really make sense.
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I don't know what it says about a judge's intellect that he couldn't even make a good, workable Seinfeld reference.
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probably only saw a clip of the soup nazi, never watched a show
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“The threat of federal tyranny is real, and it’s spectacular.”
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As an older Gen-Xer I wish he’d reached for the WKRP reference: “You’ve heard of the Phone Cops? Say hello to the Library Cops.”
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The Soup Nazi prevented customers from receiving soup. Defendants prevented plaintiffs from receiving books. The dissent hasn't even made a workable analogy, much less a workable Seinfeld reference. What's the deal, with that judge?
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Also relevant that he was refusing to sell them *his own* soup, not going around to other shops removing the soup.
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God, I hope that dude never goes to open mic nights.
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I think the judge did the comedic version of mixing metaphors.
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Oops. I attempted a half-assed Seinfeld stand-up joke impression.
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wow, dissent guy was big mad
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Ooh, I know what that means! Pick me, pick me!
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I mean, Bookman the library cop was right there ....
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"what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? ... This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped!"
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This part bsky.app/profile/chri... He literally fucking quotes King.
Finally, Judge Kyle Duncan quoted @stephenking.bsky.social to close his dissent, and Judge Jacques Wiener was *pissed* on King's behalf. First image is from Duncan and second is Wiener's response, from the majority opinion.
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Ahh I missed that other reference, having not read to the conclusion because (a) all of his premises were so stupid that why would I want to read what he thought based on them, and (b) his writing may actually have given me a small stroke.
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At least it was Stephen, not Martin Luther.
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Honestly. Comparing yourself favorably to any type of Nazi as a form of bolstering your position. Also: "she"?
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I fear a bunch of these red counties will respond by shutting the libraries down completely. Like they did public swimming pools. In Red America, they like their swimming pools white and their libraries heterosexual.
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They will, and it will reflect just as badly on them as the tantrums thrown against desegregation.
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'Viewpoints and ideas are few in number in a book titled “Gary the Goose and His Gas on the Loose”,' a judicial line for the ages.
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"I am referring to the items we have needed to label for clarity as the 'butt and fart books,'" is a line for the ages. I don't see how you can say these books don't have ideas in them just because the humor is juvenile. They are just juvenile ideas such as "farts are funny!"
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this... yeah... definitely feels like a set of people who have not read more than the title of The Library Policeman
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Justice Kyle Duncan: Good for a laugh. Bad for a Nation.