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Asher Langton

@asherlangton.bsky.social

Malicious software researcher. He/him. Durham, NH.
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Town hardware store has a new cat!
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Bought a “real” chainsaw. It’s fun, despite the brutal heat this weekend. Didn’t even lose any limbs or digits! Making progress on the large red oak, revealing the hickory underneath and a number of smaller trees damaged or knocked down when the oak fell.
Started trying to buck the fallen trees (big red oak, smaller shagbark hickory fully down, another hickory with a large broken branch still hanging) and my electric chainsaw made it through about 2.5 cuts on a fresh pair of batteries. So I guess I'm buying a big-boy chainsaw this weekend.
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Most of the oak is in good shape, and I rough cut some bowl blanks. But the base of the tree was hollowed out and rotting.
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Also found this tangled in the base of the hickory. I have no idea what it is. Previous owner must have hung it as a decoration?
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Discovered yet another downed tree from the storm, this one over the hill. Probably will have to leave this one where it fell. Root ball is at least 10' high.
*monkey paw curls*
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Logged into the site again and I'm getting notifications about posts from Laura Loomer and this antivax doofus.
just the bleakest fucking site
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My daughter used her time in the flight simulator at the Air and Space Museum to find the hidden Windows 8 menus and start exploring the operating system.
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Maybe I should have been able to guess after all.
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The Vancouver Aquarium Marine Mammal Rescue has a meeping baby sea otter. www.instagram.com/p/C8gE_0_RoUE/
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just the bleakest fucking site
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I'm not even going to link to Snopes or these RW rags but:
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Trying to cancel AT&T, and it seems there's no way to unlock the phone I paid for in full. Online tool doesn't work and locked me out, and automated customer service tells me I must use the online tool and hangs up. I swear, if we had functioning regulatory agencies in this country...
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Traffic jam in town tonight.
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How it started/how it's going
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*monkey paw curls*
It's so satisfying. We'll be working with local green wood at the class next month. I've only turned a small amount of green wood so far but I found it particularly delightful.
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There's no place in any leftist movement for Khmer Rouge apologists.
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"this [concealed handgun] keeps tigers away!"
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I realized I kinda cheated on Saturday since my bar is 20kg, not 45lbs, so I added a pound and did it right today.
It wasn’t pretty, but I finally hit 2 plates today.
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It wasn’t pretty, but I finally hit 2 plates today.
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Love to have an email/chat retention policy that's almost exactly the same period as my working medium-term memory. As soon as I need to refresh my memory on some discussion or technical details:
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well at least all the chuds that buy this subpar AR500 armor will bleed out from spalling 10 minutes into their civil war fantasy
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And Facebook just reminded me of these pictures from 7 years ago with then-puppy Ruby and our much-missed senior goldendoodle Franklin.