Athens Grease: buddy, they won’t even let me — Subium • Bluesky web client

buddy, they won’t even let me

Can’t jerk off the grill? I thought this was ‘Murica! Smh

thanks a lot, Biden

god damn you took this opportunity and crushed it 11/10

lol thanks bud

jerk off the grill and then go to town on a meat pie

Just don’t ask for the special sauce.

You could but then you’d be required to go introduce yourself to all of your neighbors

my arm is so tired

Only in the Windy City, baby!

I love Phoenix so much

I know Montpelier, Vermont when I fuckin' see it

in chicago it would be Jag Off The Grill

yet another reason why New York is the superior city imo

Don't be such a jagoff

OMG I really laughed out loud (which is something I gotta say) and for that I thank you.

I want that as a bumper sticker

Well, it is pretty hot.

I’ve burned my hand so many times already

You gonna head over to Martinez Grocery and get a tropical plant?

this is already my go-to spot tbqh

bow-chicka-wow-OW!

Martinez Grocery? I hardly know 'er! I... I don't know what that means. I apologize.

Hell yeah, Akron rules

My hands being burnt because I took a sign literally will not affect my ability to do my work, at all.

Not thanks, I'll wait for Jerk Off The Movie. Coming soon.

went back 4 times today

Bit salty for my taste.

Unintended hilarity.

"But Doctor, I'm the grill!"

That is so hot!

I thought it was more of a "gone fishin' " kind of sign.

What? Whare was this taken? What's the story here?

Jamaican food!

Ahh! Thank you.

My uncle Jack atop his horse would like a word

This is a Prime Example where a "Colon" could work wonders. Punctuation Power!

Betsy Ross Museum, here I cum.

Nnnggg…

you gotta give your meat a good ol rub

So close to an exclamation mark

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