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Panda, gaming enthusiast, raconteur, much-sought-after houseguest <3
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Leo: We’re not going to sugar coat it: Bigfoot WILL steal your car this week.
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They never should’ve removed analogies from the SAT
I’m pretty sure Floridians are to ice rinks as vampires are to sunlight
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In 1994 the superintendent of the Dallas, Oregon school district cancelled plans to have middle school students take a field trip to view an exhibit on Anne Frank. The "problem" was that the exhibit talked about how LGBTQ folks were also persecuted by the Nazis.
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seeing a friend's less-than-4-star letterboxd review for Fury Road
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Gentle reminder that Chicago did, in fact, invent the skyscraper “But cities don’t invent things people do,” you might reply Yes, well you put ketchup on a hotdog — so let’s not quibble too hard
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Call me a fool, but history has shown ppl love goopy puppets
My favorite movie of all time, The Thing, tanked incredibly hard So I reserve judgment, and pray for the day slimy animatronics make a comeback
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Jim Cummings is an amazingly intense and wonderful actor I feel like his career thus far has been deeply invested in developing an unparalleled freakout reel
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Bone-in beef short ribs are simmering, slowly and delicately
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You either die a bilbo or live long enough to see yourself become a gobbo
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Making chicken thighs. Spicy. Tender. Succulent
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Stand back & Stand by
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say it to my glocktopus
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Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002, dir. George Lucas)
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AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
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This account is now just pictures of animals that look like they’re wearing bad wigs
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Everyone always doing laundry at the same time as me ☹️🧺
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When not impersonating a jelly donut, the Eastern red bat controls insect pest populations like gypsy moths, cutworms, coneworms, and tent caterpillars. Therefore: do not eat the crunchy, fuzzy, squeaky donut.
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-30 with the windchill Even me, with the fluffiest of all funnies, is feeling it
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My fingernails are stained yellow with turmeric